Kippy

she bases what she’s drinking on the place and time of day

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

“He looks like an Oompa Loompa and I’ve never wanted to fuck an Oompa Loompa more in my life”

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

“Didn’t you get kicked off Uber?” “No I just got kicked off Tinder”

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I found a single gray hair on my head so to the salon…

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

“They’re old enough to drink, they’re old enough to f*ck”

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

The most peaceful beer I think I’ve ever had

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I have the urge to quit my job, change my name, and move very far away

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

@djclark104 It’s the uneven socks for me

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

Actually rude that @mattrife is sold out in every city even remotely close to central PA

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I didn’t realize how sad I would be about missing a birthday for the first time in my nephew’s life until I started crying at work when someone asked me how my morning is going

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

@ThomGuru Rip

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

Feeling extra emo today

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

Starting a workout blasting Sway by @bearingsband is the only right way to start a gym session

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

@BYAMAUS

[ang ↯🥀 @whyidontsmilee]

yeah music is cool but have you ever heard a band play live that you have never heard before and you instantly fall in love with them?

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

@djclark104 So this is why you wouldn’t come on a date with me tonight???

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I feel like it’s weird if you don’t cuddle with your friends…

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

NORMALIZE CUDDLING WITH YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!! FRIENDS NEED CUDDLES TOO!!!!!!!!!

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I’m too old to hang out with Asher and his friends

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

tell me why I was texting my 81 year old grandmother at 1:30am?! …and she was responding

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

Is this not normal?

[TittySlayer👺 @SheIsAnon__]

So when y’all read books … y’all can see what’s being described in your head? Like when they describe character… y’all see them in your imagination?

[Kippy @Kipppppy]

I need to stop impulse buying things when I’m sad or stressed 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care