D/Nurse

I left my bio at school 😝

[D/Nurse @kiprop____]

@EricNjiiru I was celebrating right now but i guess we should not count our chicks too early 🤨

[~•𝐊𝐔 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐑𝐀𝐃𝐄•~ @dansilly_ke]

Huku kwa plotti wameshika mwizi akaanza kupigwa akaambiwa ataje wenzake then kuenda kunipoint ikabidi nimuekelee panga ya shingo😂💀

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

our childhood was soo cooked....nilimea nikijua Micheal Jackson alidedi juu alijaribu kutoka illuminati shetani akammada live live😭😂

[Pablo 🎱 @supuypweza]

First date lazima ukue adi na coins za kuekea viwete kwa barabara.

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

Epiglottis closing the trachea before food enters the lungs coz the idiot talks while eating

[DOLL❤️ @renamitchy]

Siri ni numbers, leteni handles tufuatane

[Notorious Henrie @NotoriousHenrie]

"Si utokee nikuchome kuna mali nataka unisaidie kusample"

[Ngazekof @Mghazake]

How mfs felt in primary with 380 without kiswahili 😂

[UI/UX @Ajayfizzy]

Me trying to see if the fridge light stays on after I close the fridge.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Mammito is effortlessly funny. She has proved beyond reasonable doubt that women can succeed in content creation purely through talent. This woman, together with Jacky Vike, truly respect themselves. You’ll never see them selling Sundus online in the name of content, unlike some women in the limelight who resort to sharing explicit photos when they run out of ideas.

[𝐌𝐫.𝐊𝐀𝐋™ @dekim_Kalvino]

Her male bestie watching you kiss her

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

😂😂😂😂

[Alté of Lasgidi 🪖 @onetruechap]

facts 😂😂😂

[Nile Specialist🇺🇬 @Nabimara_Paul]

When you go for a job interview at another company and your current boss is one of the interviewers.

[fidexCode @fidexcode]

Claude: Just say go, and I will generate the code

Me: Go

Claude: You have reached your free limit

[Rèed @Ian_San254]

Mum: God protect my Son

The Son: “Afande, naeza ingia hapo nikucharaze vibaya sana!”

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

on twitter, you will always find someone who is tweeting your thoughts but with better grammar

[Khanyisile Jamani @Jamani_Khanyi]

🍻To us who are nobody on twitter, but still finds this app helpful and entertaining 🥳🔥❤️💃🏾🤏🏽