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self-proclaimed shitposter in every fandom

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

"oh boy! i've been offline all day!! i can't wait to see all the interactions i got on my dozens of tweets i posted eight hours ago!!!"

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

proceed, caucasian chap, proceed!

nay, caucasian chap, not like that.

caucasian chap... i've ne'er seen a fellow fuck it upwards like that

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

austin abrams plz Take your pants off. thx ❤️😊🔥

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

i want to watch prime time

why? um hahahah um

uh

not cause um. not because the yaoi. no

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

trump being angry he didn't win the nobel peace prize is like hitler being angry he didn't go to heaven

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

@lngdonmads how bored were you

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

saturdays are for sitting around and complaining about being bored but not making an effort to do anything or go anywhere

[𝓔𝓵𝓸𝓪 @lolaakkk5]

*entro no Twitter *
*faço um post *
*ganho 0 curtidas*
*saio do Twitter*

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

@azzyissnazzy was a general statement assy

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

when ur embarrassed to talk ab twitter with irl oomf but they have a secret twitter account too❤️🥹

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

when gooning comes up for the first time and ur embarrassed to talk about it but then twin says "me too"

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

i don't know what uncle pussy means

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

when you comment one slightly negative thing on someone's tweet and they pop out like this two days later

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

hate when a man got a skinny waist. what do you even need that for

[Brian Rowe @mrbrianrowe]

All this Oscars talk about Andrew Garfield is an important reminder he should’ve won already for tick, tick... BOOM!

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

how it feels to get more than 12 views on a tweet

[ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ @kataymaricousin]

awww

[𑣲 𝐤 @kipseity]

stop it with the uncle pussy propaganda

[kory 🧸 @eclipseakgae]

ppl say u cant miss a day on this app when its actually 8 hours why the fuck is everyone tweeting about uncle pussy