Kira Cowan

Life is short. Break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably, and never regret anything that made you smile.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Hi, guys. Imagine if one day you got kicked in the nuts, really hard, on purpose.

You doubled over. Felt the pain. Nearly passed out. Nearly puked.

Then you got kicked again. And again.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Me: Why won't you be good?

4-year-old: It's boring.

Touché.

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

NEVER LET'EM DOWN!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

lol yep!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

It's *very attractive.

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Showtime, Mama. #EffortMaximal #Deadpool2

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

True North, Strong and Free. To hell with those who try to make us think differently. #TorontoStrong

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Thoughts are with all those affected by this terrible tragedy. If you can, please consider donating. Funds will go directly to the victims' families. #PrayersForHumboldt https://t.co/I4CH9t62S0

[Country Words @Country_Words]

Mama tried to raise a lady, but daddy won, he raised a lady who doesn’t take shit from anyone. -Miranda Lambert

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Here’s a little hit of PCP. #PremiumCablePackage #Deadpool #Cable

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Don't let him down!

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Don't even ask...

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Every Christmas season...

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

To get healthier, I've decided to drink more water.

With yeast, hops, and barley mixed in.

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

An extra hour of sleep was great and all but darkness at 5PM is just depressing.

[Kira Cowan @kiracowan]

@JustGreatQuotes Love this!

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

Jimmy Kimmel Breaks Down During Powerful Monologue on the Las Vegas Shooting https://t.co/zljYQSnh9p

[Women's Humor @womenshumor]

Especially with coworkers...