me: hello i would like some spinach. just a normal amount for a normal person
grocery store: yea right. bet u love spinach u little spinach freak. here's a fucking brick of spinach. a literal bathtub full. u have 3 days to eat it all before it goes bad
As a nurse if I accidentally grab the wrong medicine and give it and it ends up killing the patient I stand to loose my liscense and be prosecuted for malpractice and potential jail time. This isn’t a “my bad” moment.