Raphael Musyoki

Almost handsome

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Mogadishu is innocent here but you have a point. In fact, 2, like a toothpick

[Paras Bhundia @ParasBhundia]

@parklandspamoja @coldtusker @mariakemmy @KURAroads @davis_chirchir @Roads_KE Open drainages in the 21st century is the most retarded thing I have come across. @KURAroads Which banana ass universities did your engineers study at? 🤡 You go benchmark in New York/ Singapore and deliver Mogadishu? 💀

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Wacha kiumane

[ABDI NOOR @AbdinurPeace]

A Cabinet Secretary notorious for profiling the Kikuyu community invited 30 university students from Northern Kenya yesterday. Nine had apparently sent apologies, while the rest were asked to prepare about 300 more students for what he described as “thorough training” to turn them into William Ruto’s political agents in Mt Kenya ahead of the 2027 elections.
The students rejected the proposal, making it clear that they wanted to return to their respective constituencies and vote as they pleased.
The CS was reportedly so furious that he was on the verge of demanding the return of the KSh90,000 he had sent them earlier.
Pole sana Sultan Hasidi.

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

This is inexcusable. Corruption will be the end of this country one day.

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

A 50-year-old man raped a 16-year-old kid... The sister went to report to Gatanga Sub-county Police Station... The female officer at the OB desk demanded for Ksh 10,000 to give her an OB number, something that should be given out free of charge... She didn't have the money. The woman police officer chased her away.... Women leaders are mute... This country is rotten...

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

He should be in custody to explain how he acquired it

[Mary Njoroge @Maryian96]

Somalia Deputy Prime Minister H.E. Jabril Abdirashid, has returned the Kenyan passport that he says was illegally issued to him by the rogue Ruto administration, stating that he could no longer live with a clear conscience or sleep in peace while in possession of it salaleeee things are escalating very fast.

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Go ahead Bro

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

In public speaking there's what we call a MAD MAN'S SPEECH. kindly familiarize yourself with it

[Makau F. Mully @makaumully]

What is your take home from President Ruto's address?

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Can I borrow this? I need to use it urgently tuonane baadaye hapo kwa garden kasee

[Thirsty Kipsoiwet 🇰🇪 🇳🇱 @Makiadi_]

In a developing country, a large number of elephants, which are a major tourist attraction, die in a national park from cyanide poisoning, from suspected illegal gold mining. Instead of the relevant authorities tackling the issue directly and arresting those responsible, the "King" in charge of that "docket," through his trusted communications guys, consults ChatGPT and delivers a lengthy press briefing on "Factors Affecting Elephants in Sub-Saharan Africa" and the "Steady Increase in the Elephant Population Since Independence and Its Bright Future Despite External Aggression."

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

This is a facade.

[Hilda Newton @HildaNewton21]

Ni wazi kwamba CHADEMA kugomea kushiriki hiki kikao kumemuumiza sana Nduli Idd Amin Mama mpaka ametoa mlio hadharani.😂😂😂😂

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Was CHADEMA represented? I hope the process has no terms and conditions. What happened to Warioba Draft?

[MwanzoTvPlus @MwanzoTvPlus]

#BREAKING: RAIS SAMIA ATANGAZA KUANZA KWA MARIDHIANO NA KATIBA MPYA
Rais Samia Suluhu leo Julai 30, 2026 atangaza rasmi kuanza kwa mchakato wa kupata Katiba Mpya na kuanza kwa maridhiano nchini humo.

Rais Samia ameyasema hayo leo alipokutana na viongozi wa vyama vya siasa Ikulu jijini Dar Es Salaam.

Zaidi: https://t.co/rehJ58nM7M

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

@Ckem2 What you saw on the presser is a mix of both Youthful leadership and old political wisdom. The youthful generation far outnumbered the old generation. Or I give you time to watch it again? Then You will also find out Rigathi Gachagua, whom you have referred to, was not present

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Stop embarrassing yourself. You have a large following when you start this nonsense we shall boot you. You are sinking way too low for this. Just stick to Nakuru affairs

[Abdulahi Adan @AbdulahiAdan10]

Kalonzo Musyoka ...

Karibu Nyumbani

Tutam ✌️

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

This was a technical knock out. the Egg man and his ilk have no comeback

[𝙋𝘼𝙐𝙇 𝐍𝐄𝐊𝐎 @ouma_neko]

William Ruto, 7:00 PM is approaching. Please update the script. The old one has expired.

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Mnaficha nini? Hamjui you might find yourselves with the wrong shoes?

[Dennis Ole Itumbi HSC - (Commentary) @_SystemYaFacts]

IEBC: No Live Streaming
of 2027 Election Results.

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Atupatie bank account tuweke doh

[Generali Osumo @generali_osumo]

They said Sifuna doesn't have money. He told them that it's Kenyans who will fund his campaign.

He opened a paybill to allow Kenyans to fundraise for his campaign activities.

In only less than 48hrs Kenyans had raised more than 6 Million. Anakonda has got threatened and closed down the PAYBILL, through the compromised SafariCON

They have PANICKED!

No matter what they will do, they will not be able to stop the movement!

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

Akiau

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Ku argue na mimi mambo ya kuku ni kama ku argue na Methu mambo ya Waru.

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

@TunduALissu has been in prison for MORE THAN A YEAR, not almost a year. They are playing the same delaying tactics we are seeing in Uganda about @kizzabesigye1 . We must fight dictatorship in East Africa

[Juma G 🇰🇪 @jumaf3]

This is @TunduALissu... Samia Suluhu Hassan has kept him in jail in communicado for almost a year now... No family visits, no nothing... And Tanzanians are moving on with their lives... Same is happening in Uganda with Kizza Besigye...

[Raphael Musyoki @kirafiagas]

This is probabwhat got him promoted sideways

[𝗞 𝗔 𝗡 𝗚 𝗘 𝗧 𝗛 𝗘™🇰🇪 @Realkangethe]

Government Spokesperson, Isaac Mwaura — Tumerudi kwenu watu wa nyumbani na unyenyekevu bila kiburi kuwaomba msamaha kwa yale yaliyotendeka.

Hii maneno iliuma rais sana, mwaura alikosea rais sana hapa kwa kusema hayo maneno. Ruto hapendi watu wakunyenyekea, ata genzs walipouliwa kwa wezi ulisikia venye alisema.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Disgusting behaviour by the Argentinians at the end, especially Paredes.
Just a bunch of nasty violent thugs, and a disgrace to football. Never been so happy to see a team lose.

[Harambee Starlets @StarletsKE]

Back Like We Never Left!!

#JuniorStarlets #FIFAU17WWC

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

Full-time

Kenya U17 3-1 South Africa U17

(Gaudancia Maloba, Brenda Awuor, Elizabeth Alizeba / Katleho Malebana)

The Junior Starlets complete a remarkable comeback to seal a double over South Africa and book their place at the FIFA U-17 Women's World Cup.