Kira Leitzel

Living vicariously through myself.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

I haven’t tweeted in months but I came back to say the idea of “reusable paper towels” is fucking stupid. It’s a kitchen rag. We’ve been using them for a century. Get over yourself.

[culture @notgwendalupe]

merry christmas eve

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO US!

90 never looked so good 😏

[Luis Vercetti @97Vercetti]

"That motherfucker back there is not real!"

[Bobby ❤️‍🔥 TS12! @swiftieboston]

IM IN A GETAWAY CAR I LEFT YOU IN A MOTEL BAR PUT THE MONEY IN A BAG AND I STOLE THE KEYS THAT WAS THE LAST TIME YOU EVER SAW ME

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

“Preserves” get off your high horse it’s just fucking jelly

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Love thinking my phone is blowing up on a Saturday morning 🤣

[McDonald's @McDonalds]

getting readyyy for my party what r u guys wearing

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

#NewProfilePic

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Not the local newspaper interviewing me about seeing the eras tour twice and using my picture for the story 🤣 everyone deserves to have their post breakup glow up in the local paper.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Imagine not being a girl’s girl. V embarrassing stuff.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

@kaylahenry072 Since when do you have a brother? I feel like I missed a chapter

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

My best advice is just disassociate until it goes away. No matter the issue.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Someone buy me a lock box for my phone and don’t give me the key.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

***is on apps for 3 days*** 😵‍💫

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Checked “get cheated on” off my bucket list this weekend ✅
How serious is a 5 year relationship these days anyways 🫠

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

To the ignorant, hateful people attacking Drew Barrymore because she had Dylan Mulvaney, a transgender woman and activist on her show, and showed compassion and love towards her, your children are watching:

- Your children will be undereducated and ill-prepared for the world if you hide reality from them.
- Your children will be hateful people who are at a disadvantage if you teach them that differences are bad.
- Your children will view you, when adults, as a likely bigot and hold you accountable.

I know a million right-wing, toxically masculine, nuts will reply to this post attacking me, a straight male, for supporting these TWO women. Guess what!Your attacks prove my point.

Thank you @DrewBarrymore for this amazing dialogue!

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

@swaggy_maggie13 Literally my notes from my 9am call this morning.

[Kira Leitzel @kiraleitzel]

Not having kids until elf on the shelf retires