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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Chocolate milk is insanely good. Just had some.

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

@rytras thank you emery🤝🏻

[. @naledimashishi]

I’m tired of people saying “here’s my go to lazy meal” and then they start chopping an onion

[milk🔻 @TheSuperiorPink]

this can’t be the future dippin dots was the ice cream of

[Sickos Committee @SickosCommittee]

TALK TO YOUR FAMILY ABOUT A 4-1 UTEP!!!! THE UTEP BOWL BOUND EXPRESS HAS JUST ADDED ANOTHER TEAM!!!

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

People who use any sort of cat emoji (ex: 😺😹) should be jailed

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

How do you say “doesn’t hit that same” but in a way I can put in an essay?

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

There is something so wrong about heating up eggs in a microwave

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

Roommate took the brita don’t text

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

tell em !!

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Idk who needs to hear this but

Dear Red Lobster,

when I order fried shrimp 🍤

I PROMISE U, I want TARTER SAUCE. Not cocktail sauce. At least put both.

Sincerely,

mother of a new born w/no nanny. 🥴

Also, Wendy’s:

Pls stop forgetting my ranch sauce with my chkn nuggets

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

The energy between my dad and every car mechanic is amazing somehow this man becomes best friends with everyone of em

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

HBBQCSS is life

[Whataburger® @Whataburger]

Tell us you're a Whataburger fan without saying you're a Whataburger fan

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

I’m starting to think maybe I don’t know the vibes

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

*hits legs once*
*dies*

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

hppy bday @NICKIMINAJ

[KB @kirarasmussen_]

Take an hour out of your night and watch this https://t.co/20qw4Bcc0c