jungkook's catholic acl tear

hand 🤝 karmically damned hand

[jungkook's catholic acl tear @kirbeby]

been thinking about this one for a while

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

The tragedy of deep sea creatures is that they tend to not develop effective eyesight, so they don't know when they look like huge fucking losers

[m *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ @capricorneleine]

i didn’t find him, he found me

[kylar (˶˃⤙˂˶) @osamusaurus]

So many gems in Pinterest comments

[🫧 gilgamecha🫧 @wyvernarider]

Without a hint of irony, it’s actually revolutionary how straight up nasty Millie Alcock looks for almost the entirety of supergirl

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

my cat isn’t like other cats she’s meowing because she’s trying to quit cigarettes and she’s going through nicotine withdrawal

[manic nixon dream girl @kennixonette]

stanley tucci being gay bald as a straight man is his greatest power as an actor

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

this is the cover my copy has

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[Addy 🍜 | VGEN @vegeebs]

Dude can carry buildings but not his thicc shawty #fraud #notmysuperman

[Adam H. Condra ☦️🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @PolytropicSage]

My priest has a sticker for blessing via text and it absolutely fries me.

[jos @josiahhughes]

nowadays more people probably know about the song "Archie, Marry Me" than they do the comic book character and/or the sanctity of marriage

[Will Sennett @Senn_Spud]

Bobby Oppenheimer get your country ass over here my momma says you been in the city Inventing a bomb as big as a damn bus

[the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing]

the Ancient Egyptians

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

*talking to sharks at shark tank* it’s called Kratom. It’s not pills, it’s dirt. And you can buy it at the vape store. Take three that’s an adderall. Take 15 *pause for dramatic effect* that’s a perky brothers and sisters

Mark Cuban: what does it taste like ?

Me: Dog Ashes

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[𑁍 @luuucas1k]

for every time Mexico scores tonight I take a shot of tequila and for every time South Korea scores I take a shot of soju 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

[🕷️ @inchoatjve]

i yearn for a full length movie from the aita post where the straight guy is so concerned and worried hes homophobic to his roommate but grows to realise hes not homophobic hes jealous and wants to be the boy his rooommate likes