Kirby

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

If being a store manager has taught me anything, it’s how handy an Allen wrench is.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

A mosquito bite on the face should not be allowed. Every creature should know the “but not the face” rule inherently.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Let the uber driver play some of his own music so I could put an end to the all doughtry playlist, a gamble I stand by.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Someone told me my voice sounds just like Amy Winehouse’s — who was very British…? Obviously taking it as a compliment.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

I hope that the engineer who said I ask “tedious questions” knows that I will be overthinking that phrasing for the rest of the week.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Say a little prayer for my white shirt tonight!

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

@thatKidKennedy Cold brew, nondairy chocolate cold foam, pump of mocha ☕️

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Walked into Starbucks and saw someone taking a pic of my drink. I will be wondering if it was because it looked good or they were judging it for the rest of time.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Not setting an alarm for the first time after working 10 days in a row. I could cry.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

I can already tell that opening manager me regrets going out tonight.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

The amount of terrifying previews before A Complete Unknown is stressing me out.

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

Absolutely no regrets 😂

[Shelbs @Simplyy_Shelbi]

How dare @kirbymark_ embarrass me this late on a school night 😂

[Kirby @kirbymark_]

I went to the movies twice this weekend and a lot of the motivation was the snacks.

[Catherine D. Tan @Catherineoscopy]

This is worse than 2016. Fully informed, the majority of Americans chose fascism.

[Velodus✨ @velodus]

The single worst thing about Trump to me will always be how much he's changed people. I've watched friends and relatives become entirely new, worse people in the wake of his political rise. Like it's not merely that he's a terrible guy, it's that he's ruined people.

[‎lina 🇲🇽 @G0THAMVENGEANCE]

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

[m’kaila🫒🧃 @mkailasobLIVion]

this is what yall voted for btw

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

idk why i’m always shocked to rediscover how deeply our country hates women

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time