Michael Wayne.

Smooothh like butter.

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

Adulting step 1:

Replace everytime you want to say "fuck off" with "okay, great."

#babysteps 😂

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

@X7Dave Uploading anywhere else big man?

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

@Michael_Enyart @_MLFootball For real, should definitely be like 28!

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

@PhotoAmy33 @POTUS That’s already illegal in about 45 states (the south is what it is).

[steph @steph_mcca]

oh great everybody online made up these people called “The try guys” and they’re all pretending theyve known about them forever in order to trick me

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Capitalism without competition isn’t capitalism.

It's exploitation.

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

@markodro @503Blazerfans What are you talking about?? OSU one the one before last 😂

[Portland Pickles @picklesbaseball]

glad to see oregon's best football team beating boise state rn

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

To those Republicans in Congress who believe student debt shouldn’t be forgiven:

I will never apologize for helping America’s middle class – especially not to the same folks who voted for a $2 trillion tax cut for the wealthy and giant corporations that racked up the deficit.

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

@HarryWangEra https://t.co/rZ5tRpzWyV

Just landed

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

Also, sorry for letting you down @JRODshow44 you’re going to be the 🐐 🐐 🐐

[Michael Wayne. @kirbywayne09]

Shout out @JRODshow44 for making eye contact and throwing me not one… but TWO balls tonight! First one got snagged in front of me & second one hit my hands and then my chest. Julio throws up the “that’s two” and shakes his head. No ball to show for it but a forever memory!

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

the dentist said i grind in my sleep. he real af for that

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

This is what a judicial coup looks like

[The Modest Teacher @ModestTeacher]

When I was in high school, my football team kneeled and prayed on the field before every football game, and I hated it.

But I did it, because everyone else did it as well, and in my small town, it would have been a major issue if I hadn’t.

This is what coercion looks like.

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

If nine unelected Supreme Court justices put in power by non popularly elected people have the power to overturn a policy supported by over 70% of Americans isn’t tyranny- I don’t know what is.

[Rep. Shontel Brown @RepShontelBrown]

Let me get this straight:

The Supreme Court says states cannot decide how to regulate guns—yet only the states can decide how to regulate a woman’s body.

[Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets]

Vote out all the GOP bastards in November.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

To everyone who told me to “calm down” in 2016 -

A sexual predator with a lifetime record of corruption… someone who’s plotted an actual coup, got to appoint THREE Justices to the Supreme Court and THEY are poised to rule as early as tomorrow to overturn Roe.

So, fuck you.

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Mnemonic device to remember the Great Lakes.