Ender Wiggin

Ayy lmao x2

[Ender Wiggin @kirbywright12]

@TXStateSoccer @wimberleywright SWAG

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@Disney yall must be pretty strapped for cash bc it appears you’re using freshman English major interns in the writing room of @obiwankenobi

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Laying in bed thinking about how excited I am to eat my gummy vitamins in the morning. I can’t wait

[Ender Wiggin @kirbywright12]

It’s smart to be dumb

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I like the word “behooves”

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@HRHCOLLECTION I used to drink alone and I did indeed used to be ugly so this checks out

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Had a moment just now where I forgot Alabama existed. I was staring at a blank US map and looking at the shape of Alabama and nothing came to me for a whole minute and I had to look it up

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@JohnMMarceau @valvesoftware Yeah, @valvesoftware ! It’s been since August 13th. Please, the music from the final part of the game is so fantastic.

[John Michael Marceau @JohnMMarceau]

Please tell me chapter 11 of the HLA soundtrack is coming out soon @valvesoftware

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Really just living laughing loving today having so much fun

[Ender Wiggin @kirbywright12]

#SingleDrunkFemale another incredibly inaccurate“quirky” depiction of AA, sobriety and alcoholism

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Again: very upset that cigarettes are bad for me and that I can’t continue to smoke them forever until I die without suffering bodily harm 😒so lame

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There’s no substance on this planet that can produce in me the same euphoria that I get when I hear the intro to “Let’s Go Crazy” by Prince

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Been having vertigo attacks and they’ve given me new appreciation for psychic damage in RPG games. I used to think it was for lames but this shit would be highly effective in a battle scenario

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Considering grad school? Here’s a helpful tip: stop.

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How can I punch a formless concept square in the nose? There has to be a way

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Probs gonna have my brain scanned sometime next week, I sure hope they don’t find the section that still knows way too much about my little pony from my dark days in 2014…mortifying

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If there ever comes a time that I can’t speak or am otherwise incapacitated and you see me giving you a face like this 😳 please know I am asking for flavor blasted xtra cheddar goldfish

[Ender Wiggin @kirbywright12]

I’m having a record year for total amount of time spent crying, if I keep this up I could make it to the big leagues. Fingers crossed, guys

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@JetsetCaesar LMAO DOWN TO THE CIG

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Tryna be a lil more like Winnie The Pooh these days: chunky, dumb, and truly at peace with myself and my life