*at target today*
Matthew: yeah hey since you’re at target you should pick up a new rug
Me: okay, why?
Matthew: cause
Me: okay…
Matthew:…. I spilt a little paint on the other one.
Me:OMG
This is George. He did not steal the gingerbread house. This line of questioning is inappropriate without counsel present. 14/10 you don’t even have proof
Me: Awwww look at how cute our girls are in their swimsuits!! They must be so excited to go play at the water park!!
Matt:....I wonder how much chlorine a pool this size goes through...
🙄
Me: how did dropping Eleanor off at daycare go?
Matt: it was good, I handed her off to some lady.
Me: wait, did you recognize her?
Matt: no, but I am pretty sure she worked there
Me: omg 🤦♀️
Going to get Valentines treats for Eleanor’s daycare class, so we have the names of all the kids.... Matt goes “wait, who names their kid Nord?!” 😂🙈😆@matt_dostal