lance a lotl

🏳️‍🌈 hi im lance. reply guy.

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@puckdrop yeah dogbook has been on this guys ass for years at this point, there are so many more stories and he is already in legal proceedings with multiple people afaik to no avail. genuine scum of the earth

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@brainy_beaut lol i got mercilessly bullied in middle school, including physically (little boys would trip me, pull my hair, steal my stuff, etc) until i sunk my nails into a boy's throat and the physical bullying magically stopped...

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@zhuphilia this is quite possibly the worst breed you could have picked to know nothing about this is insane like. clinically insane.

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@Sunnysiddedup thats awesome! i met my girlfriend on a discord server too lol we are from different continents and we have our 3 year anniversary this month! i think ldr can def work lol its just extremely difficult :(

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@RandomV01 ok i was also a kid when i was relentlessly bullied.y do they get the luxury of the "i was just a kid" excuse?when someone comes REQUESTING your forgiveness as a transactional thing after ruining ur life i dont think u should forgive them jst bc they might have changed as ppl

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@vvave3005 this happened to me the first time i got called a lesbian in third grade and i had never heard that word so i asked what it meant and the little boy said "it means you like girls" so i just went "....doesnt everyone" 😭

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

btw this is coming from someone whose been a dog person since i could talk. its just depressing especially when u work in a field where u interact with pet owners who dgaf abt neither their pet nor anyone else around them, all they care abt is themselves

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@halaljew the problem is that 80% of dog owners have no business owning ANY animal. your dog does NOT want to be in a club! or a cinema! or an h&m!!!! train and take care of your pets or don't force everyone else to deal with your dumb ass. this isnt good for literally anyone, dog or human

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@jkac of course its a doodle owner lolllll 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@eurodatavision fade to black, veronika and hallucination have no business being here :/

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@ibuprofenbarbii fake plastic trees, class of 2013, cleopatra, bad wine and lemon cake, claw machine

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@CtrlZUni this is so real

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@mistigri_0000 never in my life took a like back so fast lmfao what the fuck is wrong with people

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@lllliatttt i would agree with this take a little but the reality is 99% of dog owners have no business owning any animal, really. train your fucking dogs or stop taking them places!! i dont want your doodle that pisses and shits everywhere and barks at passerbys in any place, actually.

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@zolaliz a breeder refers to someone who provides well bred, purebred dogs. not byb mutts, like all doodles are, so this automatically does not apply to doodles of any kind. all doodlers contribute to the shelter overpopulation. there is no such thing as a reputable doodle breeder.

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@toxicbutcute_

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@toxicbutcute_

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@v_j_freeman only ever missed 1 flight. bus that was supposed to take me to the airport was delayed over 3 hours! i had arranged a car from one end of the island to the other in the meantime, but i caught a blockage on the highway right into dublin. just a series of unfortunate events!

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@DennisWormald isnt it more likely that the dog is reacting to hand signals given off camera rather than the verbal commands/shouting? i trained my own dog to snarl with a hand signal so he could pose ("smile") for pics lol, which, while not to that extent, looks to be whats happening here

[lance a lotl @kiribaqu]

@badnarrator_ lol this was when i tried it and then texted my friend afterwards