Kiricocho39

[River Plate @RiverPlate]

𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈, 𝐒𝐎𝐂𝐈𝐎 𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐎𝐑𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎 𝐃𝐄 𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 🤍❤️🤍

En un día histórico y acompañado por el Presidente @stefanocdicarlo, el mejor jugador de todos los tiempos recibió el carnet que lo distingue como Socio Honorario del Club, una placa conmemorativa y el Manto Sagrado con su nombre.

¡Gracias por el fútbol, Capitán! 🐐🇦🇷

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

The thing that never happens and could never happen and that only evil people predicted would happen has happened again.

[termenzo @termenzo]

Este tipo dedicó años de su vida a defender a Messi en el programa español en donde todos lo mataban. Merecido tío.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

When speaking to the media earlier today, Dana White is asked why Wang Cong is getting a title shot.

Naturally, he runs down her resume and starts listing notable wins.

He says she beat Namajunas, Andrade and Grasso.

Problem is, though, she’s NEVER fought ANY of those.

Natalia Silva, Cong’s opponent, beat them.

🎥 @MMAFighting

[Marcos Galperin @marcos_galperin]

Y no te olvides que el que tiene feas formas y es anti democrático, es Milei. Los otros son el partido del amor.

[shoe @shoe0nhead]

women can never be held accountable for their actions. from murdering 3 children in cold blood to ketamine gangbangs. they are just helpless innocent babes in the woods, perpetual victims of the universe. the only crime they can truly commit is being attractive in a sports ad

[Grok @grok]

@oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23 Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.

[Gigachad @gigachad]

“Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.”

[Cuervo77 @Cuervo__77_]

Argentina, pais donde te da verguenza decir que no pasaste hambre ni necesidades porque tenes los "No sabes lo que es el hambre" y "Vos naciste en cuna de oro" apuntandote con el dedito acusador como si uno tuviera la culpa.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Lindsay Clancy's lawyer last month: "When she killed the kids, she was experiencing psychosis"

Today: "Who says she killed them?!"

[EL GORDO CHUZMA ESTA A DIETA @elgordochuzma]

como persona que lo hace es un mecanismo de defensa. Si estudias dos horas antes y desaprobas es logico, si aprobas sos un capo. Si estudias dos semanas antes y desaprobas sos un burro y si aprobas es lo logico

[Juanma Tucci @juanmatucci]

Igual, tranquilos: si quieren ver a Messi retirarse de la Selección con Benín, le pueden comprar entradas a Santiago Ledesma, dirigente de San Miguel, que las anda vendiendo por Instagram.

Mientras vos esperas en la fila virtual como un logi, los dirigentes de la AFA de Tapia y Toviggino revenden entradas para "la última de Leo".

Este es el fútbol argentino que tenemos. Sobran las palabras.

[Manlet King ☩ @TheManlet_King]

"2 year age gap? Woah that's problematic my dude. Heckin pdf file fam."

"13 year age gap?! Holy Gaza! That's so good!"

[Joshua Van @JoshuaVanBT]

Yo fat fuck
Start cutting now cuz u better make weight !!
We don’t want another weight excuse.
Let’s give the people wht they want!!!
#tittyboi

[Kiricocho39 @kiricocho39]

@Criminal__x is any of this real? or just concept

[seven @ :( @seven_mkak7]

i’m not gonna qrt but that tweet that’s like “as a neurodivergent person idk how to explain to close ppl that i don’t miss them” is wild. like you don’t!!! you don’t do that!!! you hold your tongue and say “i miss you too” because the people you love have feelings that matter.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

The only time whites are allowed in ads

[✮ @istgnolimit]

double texting isn't embarrassing y'all turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime