bettercallkirin

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

Crypto prices since Trump took office:

$BTC: -44%
$ETH: -49%
$XRP: -68%
$SOL: -77%
$DOGE: -79%
$AVAX: -82%
$ADA: -85%
$SUI: -86%
$ENA: -92%
$APT: -93%
$TRUMP: -97.7%
$MELANIA: -99.5%

Thank you, Mr. President.

[Max Crypto @MaxCrypto]

🇺🇸 TRUMP JUST SIGNED EXECUTIVE
ORDER TO REMOVE SELL BUTTON
FROM ALL EXCHANGES SO MARKET
CAN PUMP BACK UP.

[naiive @naiivememe]

Please god, i no longer want a 100x, i just want to get back to my entry

[₭ma🧟‍♂️ @KmaFr_]

Kanye West waking up and seeing all the damage done by Ye

[naiive @naiivememe]

Watching the dev post about utility but the coin is down - 80%

[naiive @naiivememe]

My goal was to make $50K in Crypto this year, only $70K more to go...

[kian @kian_sasan]

gm #Bitcoin

[lynk @lynk0x]

This is too real

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

Jarvis, get me better entries on those cryptos

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

How I’m turning up to the next family gathering

[naiive @naiivememe]

Everyone on X : " just buy the dip"

Me: " with what ? "

[naiive @naiivememe]

guys, i don't know how many " buy the dip " i have left in me

[Ash Crypto @AshCrypto]

🚨 BREAKING 🚨

BINANCE AND COINBASE WILL
REMOVE THE SELL BUTTON FROM
THE EXCHANGE SO BITCOIN CAN
PUMP STRAIGHT TO $150,000.
THEY ARE PLANNING TO BLOCK
ANYONE’S ACCOUNT WHO SELLS
BITCOIN.

SOURCE - TRUST ME BRO

[CoinMamba @coinmamba]

Just looked at my portoflio and it’s definitely not worth it..

[Gordon 🐂 @GordonGekko]

POV: You bought the dip but the dip kept dipping