KUROSAKI ICHIGO

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[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

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[𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃. @SUAVISPOETA]

@kirisakuame

[Muto @No_rthger]

これは描きたいものだけ描いた、現世潜入任務に行く2人

【※藍一】

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

A soft yawn.

"Not waterproof, gotcha."

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

'what a stupid conclusion. the fact that i prevented you from testing something does not constitute evidence of how it would have performed under the test. by your logic, refusing to swallow poison proves the poison would have killed me.'

he grinned under the umbrella.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

How do you say "Can I have 100 yen?" in English?

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

"You told me to come and find out, guess it ain't waterproof if you gotta protect yourself."

A shrug.

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

the kikkaigasa deployed from his hands, taking the brunt of the spray.

'do you really think i would let you get to me that easily.ᐣ'

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Alright.

( sprays his face with a water bottle )

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

why don't you come and find out.ᐣ

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Is Mayuri's face like... Waterproof?

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

// Then recycle all those ooc posts into actual writing.

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

// recycling's good for the environment and i'm ecofriendly.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

// Recycling someone else's joke ain't funny anymore, y'know.

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

// there's a form for that

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Aizen's kinda eloquent.

Wondering if he speaks English, though, and if so... Could he be his free tutor?

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

// Leave him alone, he's going through a broke unemployment era.

[𝗞𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗖𝗛𝗜 . @mayurijuana]

// lrt THIS BEGGAR 😭

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

You are 'bout to find out.

[Zarpa Cruz 🐈‍⬛ @CATastrophic210]

why?

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

"Is this your way of sayin' you are gonna miss me? Didn't know you became so sentimental."

The proposal was carefully ignored. His hand rubbed the back of his neck as he was lost in his thoughts for a moment.

"Say, Grimmjow— Do you have 100 yen? Actually, 200 would be perfect."

[𝙂𝙧𝙞𝙢𝙢𝙟𝙤𝙬ᴶᵃᵉᵍᵉʳʲᵃᵠᵘᵉᶻ @JaegerJaw]

The question does irk him. But he keeps his composure.

"What difference does it make? You'll eventually leave again. I should just waste ya now and be done with it!"

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Good luck. Buy him dental floss, though.

[Zarpa Cruz 🐈‍⬛ @CATastrophic210]

i adopted him.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Desperation, huh?

Unless you're gonna pay them— Actually...

[𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑨𝑲𝑶 〳 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑰 @urawamawaru]

See, this is why yer opinion wasn't included in the offer. Besides, crazy people got standards too. I'm countin' on desperation.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Only a crazy person would take him for free.

[𝑯𝑰𝑹𝑨𝑲𝑶 〳 𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑱𝑰 @urawamawaru]

Shinji stood beneath a freshly taped sign outside the Fifth Division that read

FREE CAPTAIN. SLIGHTLY USED. NO RETURNS.

When he caught someone staring, he pointed at it with complete seriousness.

"Oi, ya readin' or buyin'? C'mon, I'm house-trained."

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Maybe he can celebrate his LABOR day by paying me for MY LABOR.

[𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃. @SUAVISPOETA]

Redirected to @FLOWERHAORI.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

— "Don't look at me like that. You gave me the money." His arm remained extended, the canned coffee balanced against his palm. "I'm just not gonna stand here drinking something you paid for while you get nothing."

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

Ichigo took the second coin with much less hesitation this time, though the look he gave Aizen suggested that accepting money from him twice in the span of five minutes had somehow crossed a line the first hundred yen had not. He turned it over between his fingers, glanced —

[𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐍 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐃. @SUAVISPOETA]

—from this charade.

The same hand that passed the shiny silver coin, offered another one.

[KUROSAKI ICHIGO @kirisakuame]

— Coffee seemed safe enough. Probably. He fed the coin into the slot and pressed one of the buttons.

The can dropped with a clunk.

Ichigo crouched, retrieved it, and held it out toward him.

"Here."

A beat passed before his expression tightened. —