Splenda Daddy

oh man my twitters full of funny shit relatable things and porn follow at your own risk

[Splenda Daddy @KiritoBarba]

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[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

I will never forgive yall for electing this man into office. decade of our lives directly under him and how many decades undoing the harm. god

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

a man fighting against a ONE TIME 5% TAX on billionaires so that the poorest among us can have healthcare is not someone who should be president btw

[Skip Sayless 🏆🇹🇹🇭🇹♒️🗽 @travbryanmusic]

But I thought Mamdani ruined NY

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

They illegally stole YOUR money and now they’re giving it to the corporate donors who raised YOUR prices and made YOU pay for it. 🤬

[Val for Nevada @ValforNevada]

Really blowing a giant hole through the whole “we can’t afford it” narrative

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

and this is why education is important because the republican party under donald trump and the republican party under abraham lincoln are two very different things

[K. @IbaraEleven]

I’m so used to US politicians pretending to be powerless that this feels like a headline from another universe

[X Force 137 @137Force]

"This can't get crazier" I say to myself as the camera immediately cuts to Jake Paul

[99% Johnny Graz @jvgraz]

Holy god it just keeps getting worse.

[Isley @IsleyResistance]

Costco looked at the declining birth rate and said who exactly is supposed to be buying the 48-pack of Gogurts in 2045

[Ethan @ethxhope]

Went to my friends birthday yesterday and her gay bestie tried to kiss me

[ᐱ ᑎ ᑐ ᒋ ᕮ ᒍ @Andr3jH]

This is like the secret 9th episode of Stranger Things if it actually happened. They revealed a Grand Ayatollah.

[khayla @mikhaylacl]

I know what insurance fraud looks like and she has committed it.

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

It amuses me that MAGA think their attack line on AOC going forward can be 'she's just a bartender' or she's 'dumb' when I can't think of a single MAGA congressman who could speak like this, for two minutes, on this topic, at an international forum like Munich. Not one.

[Jenni @hashjenni]

We impeached a president for having consensual sex with a woman. But won’t impeach the president for having non-consensual sex with children. Multiple children. WTH is wrong with this country?!

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

i hope this kid is having a beautiful day today

[Next Science @NextScience]

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