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I have strong feelings about Oxford commas, DCFC, and sparkling wine. I do art shit sometimes. I like plants. Profile pic courtesy of... idk?

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@NGSLoreRah @PuckNGS @AgainstJackie @mojodean @DoctorAndonuts @Serndpety @phantomdd87 @JohnKreger @douglas_lehue @TheDukeNGS Drunk but cute

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A small child used me as a jungle gym today and my wrists are not happy.

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Lol imagine paying $115 to use twitter

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The strange positions I find to make my cramps feel less nauseating are probably objectively funny.

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I’m so tired and my brain has been mushy all week but the restless legs have me in their grips and I hate everything let me sleeeeep

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Squire. He's struggling a bit at his new job because they use Windows instead of Mac. Also because he cannot read. 12/10

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I think the type of media personalities that I find the most abrasive are morning show hosts… both radio and television.

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This is the only drama I want on my TL, please.

[kate, the chaos gremlin @kathrynfiasco]

So. What’s everyone’s favorite type of French fry?

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@whitneyliberty Basically, they’ll eat when they’re hungry—if not, then something else is the problem.

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@whitneyliberty It’s totally normal for kids to go through a phase of picky eating, and there’s no right way to handle it. My advice to parents when we talked about food was always that you control what foods you give them, but they control how much they eat.

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Obviously R Kelly is a creep and sex trafficking is nothing to be made light of. That being said, remix to Ignition is a jam, and it should be on his list of crimes that our enjoyment of that song is spoiled by him. You know what I mean?

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@Real_Deal_Flapz The accuracy

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@MeganAmyH @Tomatweetski @franzisversion I feel very out of the loop. Sia has a movie???

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Get you a boss who knows you well enough to preface her request for phone call with “you’re not in trouble.”

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@ThaBlackUnicorn Oh NO

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@franzisversion I want to assume good intentions, but like… do better.

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@ThaBlackUnicorn I still don’t know what I’m seeing

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@franzisversion Wait is Sia problematic now 😩

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But seeing these roots and not giving them something to grow on makes me so sad!

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The biggest problem I have with growing plants on moss poles is where on earth am I going to put all these moss poles

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“I and my other roomates are all sick but the triple jabbed one is not sick and hasn’t been.”

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