kirkadoodle

I'm a strange mixture of misguided anger , heartwarming insincerity and foreignness

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@southwestrains hundreds and hundreds waiting. Children crying. Stress. Old people stranded. Not one single member of staff. The only people helping us are the meth heads on the steps. Who can help and guide us? @WeymouthWTC @WeyPortPolice #weymouth #tourism #crying

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@southwestrains no one to help at Weymouth station. 100 customers pulled off the train and 2 trains cancelled. Not dealing with anything. #privatisation #customerservice #whywestrike #dividends

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@Seabeats2 twice today #lunch #dinner we were turned away from Seabeaat - 2.15pm and 8.41pm because the kitchen ‘might ’ be closed (no going in to ask). I don’t think these were unreasonable walk in times for either enquiry but felt quite miffed at lack of desire for our custom

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@danwootton An amazing feat of selective blindness right there!

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@JamesDuddridge Wow, we’re there already are we?!

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@Morrisons 2 pieces of bone the size of a child’s tooth in each of my and my wife’s burgers from your ‘The Best’ range. Couldn’t finish them or the pack. Wasted the buns, salad and cheese that went with them too. Not ‘the best’ in a cost of living crisis #foodwaste #boneburger

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

Is there a trend for blanket green grade on tv drama at the moment? Find it very distracting (van der valk, the capture, murder in Provence). If so, why?

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

This isn’t just #bread, it’s two days past its best before date @marksandspencer bread bought 30 minutes ago from the “fresh” bakery section in #eastdulwich . Then unwittingly turned into into two very #stale sandwiches. What a #waste of ingredients #stockcheckfail

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@MccartneyLes @poshfruit Are we most scared of Scottish independence because we love them and want to maintain the union or because we’re scared it’ll go really well for them and make us look like bellends? #justaskingquestions

[Rosie Holt @RosieisaHolt]

MP doesn’t know whether she attended Downing St Party

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@Electroversenet @poshfruit Not that far from it though. It’s global warming that screws with the polar vortex and can create extremely uncharacteristic low temperatures.

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

You can’t fund social care by making the poor pay for the rich.

It’s time for a wealth tax.

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@Festicket @XTheTracks_ @FesticketHelp I did. They weren’t. Thanks for no help though!

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@Festicket I need to switch the names on my tix for @XTheTracks_ given the need for Covid passports and IDs to correspond with tix, this is urgent and I’ve received no response from support team. Can you help? #covidsafe #support #covidpassport #festivalseason

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@KimeCurran I'm afraid every type of work I do is glamorous Kim, over or otherwise (but yes, I completely agree)

[Dawn Butler ✊🏾💙 @DawnButlerBrent]

Earlier after I called Boris Johnson a liar I was thrown out of Parliament immediately.

But he is a liar, and enough is enough. I needed to call it out!

[BBC Politics @BBCPolitics]

The moment Labour MP Dawn Butler asked to leave House of Commons after refusing to withdraw claims PM Boris Johnson "lied to the House and the country over and over again"

https://t.co/Gb8EbCty4l

[kirkadoodle @kirkadoodle]

@PrivateEyeNews I was expecting rapier wit with my subscription, but this is a cut too far #missingtheheadlines

[Scott @ScottRuth]

Madeley has just gone full Partridge again when talking about Shamima Begum #GMB