kirkalicious

Swing dancing, programming geek

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@realchrisjbeale @igb Get yourself a sling shot and some ball bearings

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

FYI there’s a fake account on here impersonating me and going viral. The Twitter CEO has engaged it, boosting visibility.

It is releasing false policy statements and gaining spread.

I am assessing with my team how to move forward. In the meantime, be careful of what you see.

[MM  @adgirlMM]

I never meant to cause you any sorrow. I never meant to cause you any pain. I only wanted one time to see you laughing.
I only want to see you laughing with a...

[anton 🇺🇸 @atroyn]

it's 2043.

agi has been with us for anywhere between ten and twenty years, depending on who you ask.

it's a sunny friday afternoon in san francisco. i'm walking to meet an old friend for coffee at flywheel.

it's still there, right at the edge of golden gate park.

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We’ll he finally “fixed” Twitter. What a moron!

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@CalltoActivism (Home on the)
Rangesta’ rap

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What a fucking joke

[Dan Duvall @DanDuvallComedy]

I accidentally used my mom’s fabric scissors to cut wrapping paper and now the cops are here

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@germanfrancie The new “Bless your heart!”

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Start saying “I banged my head” when you leave the salon with your hair cut straight across the front

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@davidhoang I’ve always stayed away from a management position because of my ADHD. I can barely keep track of what _I_ need to do on a daily basis much less be a good manager for others.

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Hey @elonmusk
Urinalotoftrouble

[Juliette Kayyem @juliettekayyem]

Bad reporting: Candidate X says there was voter fraud.

Good reporting: Without proof or evidence, candidate X alleges voter fraud, inciting his/her followers in a nation with increasing political violence.

It is 2022. Get it right. Or a new job.

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I’m just here to watch it burn to the ground and see what rises from the ashes🍿

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@CarlNelson Sending you ❤️

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I donated to the San Francisco SPCA because I care deeply about saving furry lives. Please consider making a gift to them too. https://t.co/oK5xbihpwD

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@RoomEscapeArt @twobearslife @netflix And my friend @caseylary is on it!

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@nchan Kinetic works of art

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@jameshannah 1NE