KB

Carpe Diem, Oh Captain! My Captain! Graduated Laker.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a goal

[KB @kirkbrown12]

@krystenpeek F

[Alejandro Alvarez @aletweetsnews]

The entire National Mall fireworks show in about a minute, seen from the webcam at the top of the Washington Monument starting with the B1 Lancer flyover.

[Hank Venture @HankVenture5]

Just to make something clear. If someone is breaking into your car in Denver, just let them have your car, even if that means loss of your vehicle and maybe your job, home, etc. in a series of horrible dominoes that remind all of us why we used to be able to use deadly force against horse thieves.

There's a 100% chance that if you confront an armed assailant jacking your ride and use force against them the Denver PD and DA will nail your ass to the wall, bankrupt you and try to send you to prison for a good chunk of what's left of your life.

On second thought I have a better suggestion... if you live in Denver move the fuck out.

[Caleb®️ @awsomehog1]

Ok hear me out yall we’ve got just under a week to make this work in Seattle #worldcup #usmnt

[Min Sub (Mitchell) @MinSub4]

I'm not going to do this breakdown justice

but it's basically giving players an extra $125k - $250k in pre-arb years...

In exchange for

1. not being able to reach the majors until later
2. reaching free agency later in life
3. capping their earning potential once they reach free agency by $10m - $300m

What a deal

[Jackson @JacksonBig12]

We just gotta accept our fans gotta act like college football fans. Get shitfaced and yell offensive things.

That is our true culture

[PGA TOUR @PGATOUR]

Pro golfer vs. golf influencer 👀

Andrew Kozan took on @GrantHorvatGolf in a shot shaping challenge at last week's @BMWCharityProAm

[Kansas Jayhawks @KUAthletics]

Thanks for stopping by, Team Algeria! 🇩🇿

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Big Cat had a once in a lifetime surprise for our Knicks fans thanks to our new ticket partner and best friends @TickPick

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

i’m so mad at fifa for banning tailgates at the world cup. these euro tourists would’ve lovedddd getting free hotdogs and beers shoved into their hands by an overweight dad named bob

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Matt Vierling in outer space with no urgency

Throws a bouncing ball to second which gives the Angels an extra run

[Jim Costa @JimCosta_]

Riley Greene is #1 in the AL in batting average and OBP yet Hinch had him hitting 5th last night bc of the lefty

1 problem: He's crushed lefties this year hitting .378 with a 1.064 OPS

Greene didn't get an AB in the 9th vs a RH but Jamai Jones sure did

[Viva La Stool @VivaLaStool]

THE BUSH ARE CHAMPIONS

THE BUSH ARE CHAMPIONS

THE BUSH ARE CHAMPIONS

[yoxic @yoxics]

MrBeast contestant Ashley got fed up with 6 of her ex-boyfriends while trapped on a tropical island together as they all started bonding with each other instead of trying to win her back for a prize of $250,000 😭

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

should we REALLY make our schedule release video in halo?

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[yeet @Awk20000]

Shoe0nHead addresses Hasan bringing up her Wikifeet with SmugAlana

Also ends her video with the “I’m a Champagne Socialist” song

"Whaaaaat..did I listen to what that woman said? No absolutely not, let me know if I can see ur feet tho..honestly it would be gigachad if it came from anyone funny or likeable"

"If the chatter didn't even bring it up, why did u bring up Wikifeet?" -SmugAlana

"I have a higher feet score..is this what this is about? He’s been footmogged..if I sold pictures of my feet would he use this as an insult? No bc he's Mr. S-positive, Mr. S-work is real work, Mr. Br*thel Boy..she's stupid don't go watch the video guys"

[Blas de Olmedo @mrpoy0yo]

Me encantaría saber de dónde se saca lo de ser español con 7 bisabuelos marroquíes y uno alemán

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

⛳️🏌️💸 Pro Shop staff claim this golfer is abusing his summer pass… 🧐

Do you agree that he’s playing too much?

[Coach Tackmann @coach_tack]

My wife has finally saved enough children’s medicine measuring cups for me to set up full 11v11 plays.