Kirk G

[Kirk G @kirkis]

Feels weird driving for the first time after a week of taking Ubers. Also I still expect everyone to greet me in Swiss-German instead of English.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

While traveling, I noticed that everybody is wearing running shoes. I commented to many people about how we were wearing the same glycerin brooks.

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I gain weight during peak marathon training. Apparently my metabolism slows down because I really ain’t eating more than before.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I have an excess of vigilance, I think, and I have a very, very high tolerance for pain and physical discomfort.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

After eating an enchilada, I said to Kristen that I had to sit down. “Exhausted from eating?”. Yep, I am now 36 years old.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

@meaguot https://t.co/KnOMB6OFO2

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I'm at Cheeky Monkeys in Sugar Land, TX https://t.co/QyZCy1Yv62

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I am Kirk https://t.co/uF6kNjUjcs

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I'm at PJ's Coffee of New Orleans in Pearland, TX https://t.co/zv9kqpXX2i

[Kirk G @kirkis]

House smells like bacon. Happy Father’s Day

[Kirk G @kirkis]

@meaguot I forgive you

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I'm at Pho Saigon in Pearland, TX https://t.co/Is1q0ty5dH

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

need coffee

[Kirk G @kirkis]

It’s hot in Texas!

[Kirk G @kirkis]

I still have the socks.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

Just noticed the socks I’m wearing I bought during my buddy’s bachelor party three years ago. They divorced two years ago. You can always rely on a good pair of socks.

[Kirk G @kirkis]

Feeling nostalgic tonight… or drunk… looking at photos from when I first moved to texas in 2014-15. Such a different time in my life.

[coffee dad @coffee_dad]

want coffee

[Kirk G @kirkis]

New Year’s Eve 2021, Kenny spilled water on the floor, so now I have to mop the floor

[Kirk G @kirkis]

Did you hear the good news? What?US regulators lay out plan for over-the-counter hearing aids
https://t.co/tPYJlPNWjQ