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Heart of gold.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@azizansari Just got caught up on Master of None Seez 2. Your dad is the best! No offense to you or the other talent.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

The only people I see whining about Utley's slide are @Mets fans and people who don't understand baseball.

[Judge Don Willett @JusticeWillett]

The no-brainer choice for Speaker.

And President.

Also Chief Justice.

Moreover, Batman.

#MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@panerabread From my salad today. I can't believe you serve lettuce like this to your customers. It's disgusting.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

People of Toronto FTW. https://t.co/B4dtdlMLfr

[D C @ladydi1116]

Raccoon memorial sighting @ the corner of Yonge n Church. #DeadRaccoonTO

[Jake Tapper 🦅 @jaketapper]

The lack of a whiffleball bat in Paul Revere's time capsule a disappointment to us all

[John Galt 🚂🇺🇸 @JohnGGalt]

BREAKING PHOTO: Chopper 5 from @wfaachannel8 showing how Ebola vomit was cleaned up

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@BarackObama spent more time re: Newtown victims than MH17 victims. Guess it only matter when it's a crazy person with gun & not a missile.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@educote @BradThor Don't be jealous! I think there are still chances to get in on the newsletter contest.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

Thanks @BradThor! Just got it today. Can't wait to get started.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@BradThor I won a signed advance copy of #ActofWar! Glad I get your great newsletter. Can't wait to get my next Scot Harvath fix!

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

Got it. Malaysian plane maybe abducted by aliens is news, WH lying to American people is not news. http://t.co/brZ0BWLyET

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@JimStoppani Smith machine is always jammed at gym. Any alternative suggestions to smith hip thrusts?

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@MeghanMcCain There are more of us than you might think.

[Francis J. Underwood @RepUnderwoodSC]

There is but one rule - hunt, or be hunted.

It's good to be back. #HouseOfCards

[Kristen Soltis Anderson @KSoltisAnderson]

I feel like "Sochi halfpipe" is now a suitable substitute for "dumpster fire" or "hot mess" #Sochi2014

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@MeghanMcCain You'd be crazy not to get a car. With no car in LA you are about 6 weeks from being a Salinger level recluse.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

Going to Trader Joe's makes me feel like I'm living an episode of Portlandia.

[kirkpearson @kirkpearson]

@melmor86 And an airport that makes it feel like you're entering a refugee camp.

[Twitchy Team @TwitchyTeam]

Denver Airport trolls New England Patriots so hard it stings http://t.co/xcjQnejlxk