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[Robie ⚢ @anglsfrvrangls]

How life feels when you accept that you’re a cunt and you do love gossiping and complaining

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

miranda bailey wouldve slapped santos. cristina yang wouldve told mohan to become a vet.

[Pissed Pissedofferson @femmebot2000]

jobless and bored so i’ve started diagnosing myself with a new ailment every day

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

I love when women have one daughter as their only child. It’s so incredibly chic.

[Louis Staples @LouisStaples]

Gwyneth Paltrow quotes:

[Liz Harvey @_lizharvey]

I never saw a single episode of breaking bad bcz I hate the desert passionately and I don't care about men's personal journeys

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

I’m gonna kill myself

[Taylor Poindexter @engineering_bae]

I have officially married into a family where the men do all the cooking

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Got me defending Jimmy Kimmel and agreeing with Tucker Carlson, I hate it here

[H @houseofhazel]

when the aritzia store manager gets promoted to corporate 🙏

[Nick Lehmann @NickStopTalking]

Being a person with a brain and someone who can read during this period of history is really really difficult

[Cairo Mathebula @Cairo_Mathebula]

Being a mom looks like so much work, I think I’m gonna be the first female father.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Europeans watching Americans fix their healthcare system with gun violence

[WheelERdoc @realEDdoc]

His. Former. Vice. President. Told. Us. Not. To. Vote. For. Him.

His current VP candidate called him America’s Hitler.

Almost every single one of his prior Cabinet members said he is grossly unqualified and dangerous.

We are a nation of imbeciles. I hate everyone.

[KSV @KSVesq]

Sorry kids, you have to do your own bedtime tonight. I have to stay glued to the TV to see if our country picked an insurrectionist psychopath cult leader or an extremely qualified woman.

[jourdain searles @judysquirrels]

I hope trump loses for so many reasons. but one of the big ones is that I am so tired of hearing about him. I’ve been hearing about him nonstop for 9 agonizing years. I remember begging an ex to stop talking about him. it’s an obsession that I do not respect!

[dr. alicia andrzejewski (she/her) @aliciaandrz]

not one woman who lived through 2016 is allowing herself to be fully excited right now. the body remembers.

[ʎǝlɥsɐ @clownfarm]

if anyone needs me i’ll be in the autism room at newark airport

[Grace @gracecamille_]

i genuinely understand if you thought this was laughable. but to me? to me. this is Moses coming down from Mt Sinai with those stone tablets