kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭)

holler baby

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

nothing like coming home and being told ur an abomination

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

@MadHONeill girl if you get any leads lmk

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i went to roku city and everyone knew you

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

currently off my ssri’s temporarily feeling like i have manic superpowers

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

who up getting their cavities filled

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i’m not meant to work an office job, i’m meant to vibe

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for others - please let the cat distribution system work in my favor

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i’m lowkey getting a master’s degree today

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

@lorraineiyk it’s SO GOOD

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

went absolute sicko mode at my birthday party last night and cracked my phone screen :)

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

@lorraineiyk me, u + nikki

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

soooooo i love my gf

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i was complaining about how expensive eggs are at whole foods and nicole ordered a dozen eggs to my house (plus some sweet treats)

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

it’s officially been one year since my first date with nicole and i pinch myself everyday thinking about how lucky i am

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i will never stop saying slay

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i got cracked so i couldn’t get broke no more

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

like it’s actually a VERY BIG DEAL

[kirsten (☭ ͜ʖ ☭) @kirrssstennn]

i cooked raw chicken today as a reformed vegetarian and no one will let me have this win.