em, mph

*ducks swim about*

[milk @milkstrology]

☀️🦇 VIRGO RISINGS: Solar Eclipse in Leo 8/12 Moodboard Horoscope 🦇☀️

[gus t.t. showbiz @dotemylove]

yo i was SHOCKED when i found out people i knew were partying and drinking and having sex in high school i had no idea. it wasn't on my radar at all i was too busy watching doctor who

[em, mph @kirrwin]

sometimes you hear “and the pieces fall, right into place” and if you don’t put so it goes… on immediately you’ll die. haven’t tried it bc i’m dancing pantsless in my room but i’m pretty sure that’s what happens

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

people who suggest getting breakfast together as a hangout plan are people that you need to hang onto in life

[em, mph @kirrwin]

had the opposite happen to me once and he told me over the phone

[worm @somethinglovely]

post nut clarity but you realize youre in love with her and youd kill yourself if she leaves

[𝑚𝑎𝑖❀ @veryfinemelanin]

Did u receive the texts I almost sent u

[julia @juumelo_]

theres 60g of protein in calling me princess btw

[em, mph @kirrwin]

when this book was announced i was so excited and knew it’d be everywhere but that turned me off once published and now i’m glad i didn’t waste my time. poor editing kills me

[em, mph @kirrwin]

does Spotify think I’m a gay man? that’s obviously fine because i do think this sounds interesting

[em, mph @kirrwin]

i downloaded and made a profile bc i saw this

[TatianaBM @Tabeeme91]

Ayer se casó otra amiga que abrió bumble solo para molestar y terminó conociendo a su futuro marido.

Ya van 3.

[g a b y @gabydvj]

the runaway success of yesteryear, an objectively bad novel (#1 NYT bestseller!) by a former romney voter who “became passionate about feminism” and learned what tradwives are in 2024, is, i guess, a nice succinct indictment of, you know, this whole thing really

[uu @um33m3]

#UninvolveMe #IDontWannaKnow

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

How many Calories does Obsessively Worrying Burn

[bimbo baggins @allyson_meghan]

are you letting it linger with other bitches or nah

[em, mph @kirrwin]

randomly will just go to my ig profile and watch a 1se from 2022 for no reason

[em, mph @kirrwin]

my friend met him and knew he was my type instantly i’ll be yearning for the next couple weeks

[em, mph @kirrwin]

just developed a crush on the pop up bagels guy

[em, mph @kirrwin]

just got butterflies in my tummy

[mat @user_300715]

Shane leaning in is so buzzy matter of fact this whole scene is so fucking buzzy

[HSD Together On Tour @hsdtogethertour]

“Would the owner of the nearest Tesla Cybertruck please report to the nearest jail?…That’s where you belong.” -Harry having fun on stage at Estadio GNP Seguros in Mexico City, Mexico - 7 August (via @tastethebluezh)