Erika

♈ 28. 🇲🇽 in 🇺🇸.
Chasing after two versions of the same human while being chased by cats and dogs.

[Drunk Jack Grealish 🍻 @DrunkGreaIish]

Stop molesting the blonde, Jude Bellingham😡

#NORENG #FIFAWorldCup

[Destin @DestinLegarie]

The year is 2035. We all get paid in DOGE coin. AMC and GameStop run the entertainment world. Nokia is the cell phone of choice. #TheFuture

[Erika @kirschislove]

@Childtime you were supposed to reimburse tuition you took out of our account after our daughters stopped attending, now avoiding my calls? What do i have to do to get my money back?

[Be A King @BerniceKing]

“Daddy changed the world.”
~6 year-old Gianna Floyd about her father, #GeorgeFloyd. 🖤

#BlackLivesMatter

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

For the safety of yourself and others, please self-isolate. We’re all in this together.

I can’t wait to see you out on the road as soon as it’s safe to do so. Until then, treat people with kindness.

H

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

A Shakespeare character: I have no idea how to solve this problem.

The friar who's about to suggest they fake their death:

[Erika @kirschislove]

@Harry_Styles is there any way I could get posters of your SNL stills in tutus to make you my twin daughters nursery theme!?

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Achievement Unlocked: Consensual Embrace
#DemDebate

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Let today be a lesson, kids: Crime doesn't pay after the first two and a half years of doing nonstop crime.

[SparkNotes @SparkNotes]

Fun fall date ideas:

🎃 Carving pumpkins
📺 Watching scary movies
🌽 Getting lost in a corn maze
⚰️ Hunting down vampires
💀 Driving a wooden stake through the heart of your beloved in one last desperate bid to free their soul from the torment of existence
👨‍🌾 Going on a hay ride

[Entertainment Tonight @etnow]

Roma wins Best Foreign Language Film. #Oscars

[Erika @kirschislove]

@netflix, as terrifying as the new show Haunted is, are you seriously promoting an entire family who helped cover up multiple murders? Have you at least gotten the authorities involved to search for these poor souls? Or can you admit your "true story" is not all that true?

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Bottom line? I dance.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

I want to see all the dogs. I don’t want one dog to exist that I haven’t seen.

[Erika @kirschislove]

@pandoramusic someone needs to cheer up whoever is running the pop love songs playlist... it’s all breakup songs up in there 😂

[Erika @kirschislove]

¡Vamos #ElTri! Si se puede! 🇲🇽❤️@miseleccionmxEN @FIFAWorldCup #MexicoVsBrasil

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

#MEX WIN!

A goal in each half maintains @miseleccionmx's 100% record!

#KORMEX 1-2

[Selección Nacional @miseleccionmx]

#1T 25’ #KOR 0-1 #MEX

¡G⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️⚽️L de @11carlosV! ¡Cobró de forma extraordinaria el penal! Con dedicatoria especial. 🙌🏼

#NadaNosDetiene | #Rusia2018 | #KORMEX

[Erika @kirschislove]

¡Vamos #ElTri! Si se puede! Otra victoria más para @miseleccionmxEN! @FIFAWorldCup 🏆🇲🇽🎉

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

“Womp WOMP” ?!?!? HOW did NOBODY punch that motherfucker in his FACE?!