Snark Chariot™

I write short sentences to sell things. 🟧⛳️

[Snark Chariot™ @kirschty]

Passed out before kickoff ✅
Face-paint logo (backwards) ✅
Cheesehead barf bucket ✅
Instant classic.
#GBvsMIN #Skol

[Snark Chariot™ @kirschty]

@azcentral 🤡

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@ryan_s_clark You might want to check your facts, Ryan. The Wild were in the playoffs last season.

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@ViaplayGolfSE I wouldn’t expect another invitation, regardless of whether he qualifies. The green jackets have banned people for less …

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@Al22884 @NFCNorthNewss @TigerWoods “Your all dumb,” he says 🤦‍♂️

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@jezabeldabouis 🤥

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@Jackinskiski @sepril23NG That piece of shit murderous motherfucker was drawing his gun before she even shifted into drive. It was plainly obvious she was attempting to leave — which she had EVERY right to do. He was never in danger. He never even lost his balance.

[Snark Chariot™ @kirschty]

10:30 pm kickoff? No problem. Never miss a Purple game in Malmö, Sweden #Skol #NFLonNetflix

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@vikingzfanpage 7 / -2

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Putting a bow on a lovely and busy and lovely Christmas Day in Malmö, Sweden 🇸🇪 with #nflonnetflix

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@VikesCentral Why does everyone talk like Burrow is even a possibility? Did this rumor come from anything other than random online conjecture?

Stick with JJ. He’s gonna figure it out.

[Snark Chariot™ @kirschty]

@PAOnTheMic Broken hand

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@JakeReed86 Malmö, Sweden

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@vikingzfanpage True

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@Gaardsy You were saying?

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@jason_oberg1 @MNTwinsZealot Throwing in the baseless mediocre comment at the end is just a dick move in my opinion

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@JakeReed86 SKÅL! (That’s how they spell it in Malmö, Sweden) #skol

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@DanBarreiroKFAN Only one thing is certain: Win or lose, Fanline is gonna be must-listen

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@nflnetwork Kinda sucks that your useless #RedZone graphics shrink the picture and turn my 65” TV into a 60” TV. That’s an 18% reduction. Not insignificant.

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@Vikings @JJettas2 @nflnetwork One of none? What does that even mean

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@KeithOlbermann By that logic, what is the point of the playoffs? Should the team with the most wins after 162 games automatically be declared champion? Talk about madness