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[Keep It Simple Bitcoin @KISBitcoin]

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[Alex B 👾 @bergealex4]

holy fucking shit ahahhahaha

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

I feel like we are reliving 2021 again, but this time with Wall Street.

I guess we are doing this again.

Peek Bitcoin in self custody time.

[Lyn Alden @LynAldenContact]

It really is artful to see the extent that content creators who were once supposedly anti-establishment themselves became so captured by audience sensationalism or awkward sponsors that they went on to embody the same issues, if not more-so.

[Mandrik @Mandrik]

Remember all those people who promised you $100k green candles, $1M Bitcoin, super cycles, and other such nonsense?

Holding Bitcoin is never that easy.

Those idiots will be back during the next bull run, making the same promises, and being wrong again.

Wait and see.

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

The $MSTR mission creep I always said would come.

Even though Strategy doesn’t need the money, it is conditioning investors to believe that selling Bitcoin to fund dividends and yield is a normal part of the new Strategy playbook.

The result is a structure that normalizes Bitcoin distribution back into the market whenever cash flow is needed to support dividends and yield.

In effect, they’re building the infrastructure for short-term Bitcoin price management while training investors to view it as prudent capital allocation.

A gift to the Financial Industrial Complex.

Bitcoin was designed to separate money from the financial system.

The FIC wants Bitcoin integrated into the same system of custodians, leverage, yield products, and paper claims that dominate traditional finance.

Strategy accelerates that transition by making Bitcoin sales, dividend policies, and yield engineering part of the accepted model.

It is what it is.

Bitcoin can be used by anybody.

But Bitcoin in self-custody is the resistance.

In the long run, the FIC doesn’t want you to own Bitcoin. It wants to custody your Bitcoin, tokenize your Bitcoin, lend your Bitcoin, and issue paper claims against your Bitcoin.

The goal is simple: keep you a paper-Bitcoin slave while they accumulate the real asset instead of you.

Not your keys.

Not your Bitcoin.

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

Another one bites the dust.

Cantor, Lutnick, & the financial-industrial complex are wrapping as many Bitcoiners as possible into collateralized debt obligations for the financial-industrial complex.

✅ Jack Mallers
✅ Adam Back
✅ David Bailey
☑️ Next…?

[Rod Palmer @rodpalmerhodl]

$STRC

[Simon Dixon @SimonDixonTwitt]

People clapping like seals at a Bitcoin conference while a Cantor Fitzgerald constructed, Epstein-class Wall Street wrapper loads up Tether-collateralized debt into a Bitcoin treasury company.

This is a securitized exit, designed to margin-call you the moment the financial-industrial complex moves Bitcoin against the $2.1 billion in leverage.

Once you go public and rely on debt, you don’t run your company, the financial industrial complex do.

You don’t leave the mafia.

You become a FIC asset.

It’s not personal.

Its architecture.

As I said would happen.

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

Pretty impressive for a 25-year-old.

[DarkClownSuitCoinicarus @Coinicarus]

Where are all my ‘grant gets bitcoin’ simps …. Time for you all to pivot along with your slop salesman and ofc A huge congrats to the thirsty bitcoin podcasters who platform this grifter for clicks and views.

[Financelot @FinanceLancelot]

Here's a list of oil refineries that have mysteriously caught fire or been blown up the last 45 days.

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump orders the U.S. Navy to blockade the Strait of Hormuz to "any and all ships trying to enter, or leave." Also instructing the U.S. Navy to seek and interdict every vessel in international waters that has paid a toll to Iran: "No one who pays an illegal toll will have safe passage on the high seas."

[Mark Slapinski @mark_slapinski]

Who made this?!

[Coinjoined Chris ⚡ @coinjoined]

As the Strait of Hormuz starts charging oil tankers in Bitcoin, Nic Carter was spotted boarding a private jet to Tehran to warn the Ayatollah of the real five-minutes-to-midnight quantum apocalypse

[Iran Army Media @IranArmyMedia]

Dear Americans,

Your President is a Pedophile

[Iran News 24 @IRanMediaco]

Dear Americans,

Iran does not have the missile range to strike your country;

if an attack occurs, it would most likely be carried out by your own GOVERNMENT or ISRAEL.

[Freedom Memes @FreedomMemesIRL]

A lot of weird things were said by these astronauts! Wow!

[Keep It Simple Bitcoin @KISBitcoin]

@michelleweekley I’m legitimately telling you it’s going to happen here this summer.

[Lain on the Blockchain @CryptoCyberia]

Scary.
You can just feel a false flag brewing.