Sharon Kiser

first you gotta do the truffle shuffle

[Heather @heathem1221]

As someone who DOESN'T live in a swing state, I'm gonna say this with my full chest:

I'm tired of 7 fucking states deciding the fate of 50 states.

[julie @helencftroy]

just discovered there’s a soup festival in france. you pay for a bowl and then just go get soup at any stand u want. i should be there…

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[Kas with a K @sedderaside]

this is not just a music video... this is queer history.

[cats who share one braincell @CATBRAINCELL]

BLURRY BLACK CATS

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

narcissist be like yes i hurt you but now you hate me so i am the true victim

[Sharon Kiser @kiser_sharonde]

Ready for #goodmythicalevening with the Stevie cocktail and some orange chicken parm 😋

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

Whoever has my voodoo doll can you please stop putting olive oil on my shirt

[Greyson Myers @grey_son7]

Welcome to the United States. Where guns have more rights than women

[logan ⭐️ @logannschieberr]

250+ mass shootings in the US alone, and a woman’s body is more regulated than a gun. get fucking real.

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

me when the temperature drops below 60°

[Haley OC @MILFWEEED]

I want to have a party where everyone brings their favorite Trader Joe’s product and a joint

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

everything frozen from trader joe’s is so good like joe puts his entire pussy into the frozen foods section and we don’t deserve it

[Into The Forest Dark @ElliottBlackwe3]

The creative process:

[small nuclear ribonucleoprotein (snurp) @haragoochie]

garlic is to cooking as vanilla extract is to baking in that the amount i add to my food is guided by reckless extravagance and utter disregard, verging on mild contempt, for the recipe as written