i see what zayn was talking about my god why i gotta sit here and write you a sympathy story for you to vote for my album? you either liked the shit or you didn’t
Me, Ben Affleck and Channing Tatum at brunch. They are both acting sheepish because they know that I, their mean female friend, am feeling mildly disapproving of some of their recent choices and behaviors. There is no sexual tension whatsoever. They’re impressed by how much I eat
i WILL be doing sexy south park for one of my halloween costumes this year. i’m gonna be stan and i don’t want anyone to think i’m a larper just cuz i’m hot. ho i’m in it for the yaoi but that’s a secret to the irls