Clare Stansfield

I measure everything in life by the lemon mousse cake rules. I'm a director/editor/writer. Sometimes photographer.

[Clare Stansfield @kissofdarkness]

@sms9065

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@MrEdByrne really enjoyed the show! Have a good rest of the tour :)

[Clare Stansfield @kissofdarkness]

@sms9065 I'm on a margarita sugar rush. Whhhyyyy do I do this to myself?

[Lothian Buses @on_lothianbuses]

Happy festival weather folks!

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We no longer rent Inception (2010) to anyone over 70 years old because last time we did the guy lost half of his memories.

[Clare Stansfield @kissofdarkness]

@edintravel Brilliant #hereforthepuns

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

We're changing our slogan. Which is your favorite?

[Clare Stansfield @kissofdarkness]

@PatrickWMcB Temperature is very important.

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How did my non functioning heating suddenly start working? I've somehow willed it into being again. #itsalive #whatsyoursuperpower

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A bus at sunset #Edinburgh #edinphoto

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@Mr_Kitney Was it as bad as you feared?

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@melster1000 Reckon he's ejt and the cafe bloke knows it...

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@sms9065 Spa weekend?

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@AnneBra73845729 Oh dear. Pot, kettle?

[Phil Wang // Insta: @wangpix @PhilNWang]

This was so weird ...

[Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews]

BREAKING: Government reveals Brexit was an April Fool’s prank all along - “We never even sent Article 50 letter”.

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Pancake day.... So I made a curry...

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@sms9065 Pure unadulterated evil....

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@jabsmailer No. Sadly not.

[Clare Stansfield @kissofdarkness]

You've all been privy to my inner musings for 10 years now. Surprised anyone is still around! #MyTwitterAnniversary