Danielle

The internet is ruining my life. My kit1049 account was hacked so here I am

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

First date ice breaker:

[neon (aggressive) @neon_heartbeat]

deeply confused by a mindset that says “I believe I have an obligation to force my child to be born and experience nothing but agony in life, but not to ensure she STAYS alive with MEDICAL intervention lol that’s not my problem” brother that’s just a post birth abortion

[latke @latkedelrey]

not joking when i say in times of trouble you have to get back in touch with your inner charlotte

[mar ⸆⸉ ☁️ @maroonsversion]

i have a name idea

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

America is an objectively awful evil country in so many ways which only makes it more hilarious that whenever. Europeans try and come for us, their attacks are the food (?), the natural geography (??), and pop culture and sports (???). That’s like literally all we do well!

[microplastics rectifier @facetedcarapace]

Acting as if there is no future and the world is definitely ending is an extremely good way to avoid feeling accountable for things but unfortunately you guys are still going to be around in your 70's too, and the world will be way worse by then because you preemptively gave up.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

I been saying it for years.

[Ryan @ryan_offline]

laborers deserve to reap the rewards of their labor. $7k on a movie that made hundreds of millions of dollars (most of which will go a multibillion dollar company) is not fair compensation.

[Jeremy Horpedahl 🥚📉 @jmhorp]

"Independent" for some Boomers means that young workers must continue paying payroll taxes for my pension and healthcare, but I'd rather not pay property taxes so their kids can attend school, which both me and my kids benefitted from

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I’m at the oil shock. I’m at the super El Niño. I’m at the combination oil shock super El Niño fertilizer shortages imminent famines historic droughts over half our oxygen lost to ocean acidification AMOC collapse portending a southeastern USA heat dome + Western Europe ice age

[gee yuh @REMBIEBERS]

back in the day $450 would have gotten you meet and greet, backstage tour, fan lounge, vip goodie bag, and a barricade floor seat🫩 🚬 we are quite literally in the trenches

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

and for the lady, perhaps a handsome man with a healthy obsession for her, who takes initiative and is tall enough to reach the top shelf

[robert @robertxyo]

simples: os EUA nunca deveriam sediar um evento desses. não faz sentido realizar um evento global em um país que discrimina pessoas com base na sua origem

[her @Thiohna]

Then you must be glad they had an abortion?

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

Not only is Donald Trump preventing Knicks fans from having the wildly popular watch party just so he can go to the game, but taxpayers have to pay for the extra security all around the city and Garden just so he can do it.

Just a generational “fuck you,” to all New Yorkers.

[latke @latkedelrey]

how do you keep going. the world is so scary

[Jedi @dhe3g]

No matter how much time passes, I think getting one-shot by a white Mormon kid while blaming gun violence on black people will forever be the worst debate loss. It will never get worse than that. Ever.

[🦋 fairy 🧚‍♂️ @thisdecfairy]

me after eating something I knew would mess up my stomach but I had to have it:

[Emma Vigeland @EmmaVigeland]

DC elites want to create this centrifugal force of "scandal after scandal" to push Platner out of the race, but all they're doing is cementing his outsider status in a rural state that values independence more than partisanship. The very disconnect that's kept Collins in power.