skip skap skop

[anxietE @itsanxietE]

wtf you mean “we” bombed Iran???? I’m high as fuck on my couch wdym

[maha @mahaaaay]

hello sharks. i am asking for a day between sunday and monday

[Jeremiah moriarty @horse_updates]

don’t forget to put cookies out tonight for gay

[*sigh*clops @aotakeo]

normalize booing in the workplace

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

for my own sanity I let shit be.

[Aikna🪻 @aiknaverse]

"i got that dawg in me"
the dog in question:

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

It was literally Friday 2 hours ago! We are being scammed here

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

y'all think it's hot today just wait till you go to hell for being a lying ass mf

[greg @gurreggg]

does anyone want to eat one and i’ll eat the other one so when we hug we go DZZZTZTZTDDDZTZZ

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

y’all better start making mfs realize it’s a privilege to be fucking w u

[skip skap skop @Kit_Cat_Kylie]

@KwikTrip when are you releasing a cinnamon roll flavored milk?

[tweet davidson @andyreed]

northern lights were crazy last night

[skip skap skop @Kit_Cat_Kylie]

@KwikTrip when are we getting a cinnamon roll flavored milk?

[veena 🖤 @xxivorys]

i got called lazy by people who didn't even know i was trying to keep myself alive

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

favorite time of the day (disassociating in the taco bell drive thru)