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[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

@kurtisconner This will not disappoint

[Ryan Simpkins @ryan_the_ryan]

Wouldn't it be crazy if halfway through CONTAGION Matt Damon went to a bar

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

We need to make certain that everybody in our country who needs to go to a doctor can get health care they need regardless of their income. In this crisis we must empower Medicare to cover all medical bills during this emergency.

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

Debate drinking rule #9: drink every time Biden references ebola

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

@5thYear @UTBarstool ...

[Angela Kinsey🍩 @AngelaKinsey]

Angela

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

When you try to get a cute solo pic and get outshined yet again by the background

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

They always say yee haw, they never ask haw yee

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

Today there was a spider in my bathroom, I made a deal with the little homie that I’d let him do his thing if gave me space, I just found the little dude crawling next to my pillow, this is why trust issues exist

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

Why did I (self proclaimed Jonah hill fanatic) just find out that there are theories of multiple versions of Jonah running amuck in this world??? Thank you @alimancinelli... rt to save a life.. except I’m private so you can’t rt... but tell your friends

[Fred Delicious 🍆 @Fred_Delicious]

Upset - Shrek
Weak - Shrek 2
Lonely - Kung Fu Panda
Sinned - Shrek 2 again
Worried - Shrek the Third
Anxious - Shrek Forever After
Unhappy - Shrek 2
In danger - Shrek in the Swamp Karaoke Dance Party
Depressed - Shrek 2
Lack of Faith - Shrek 2
Need Courage -Fuck it, Shrek 2

[conan gray @conangray]

y’all ever yeet a y’all and skeet that yeeyee right into an eskitit yes m’am

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Queen Elizabeth Hoping She Dies Before Having To Knight Any DJs https://t.co/K6ymaS06QB #RoyalWedding

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

If you didn't just have a 35 minute debate about the difference between a thriller and a horror then what are you doing at 6:35 on a Friday ????

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

"Well the good thing about Texas is they have so many guns... for the zombie apocalypse" - emma in her first hour here

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

If you're not juuling on a bird are you even in a frat ???

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

Amanda: *play sweet disposition "This is a classic of our generation" as she gently headbops the the side
OKAY

[college possible @kit_kat_katia]

Cutting a line is a sin, maybe the deadliest, Idk just guessing