🦄 -¢ɦɨʍɨ²

skinny melanated queen.

[🦄 -¢ɦɨʍɨ² @kitanawilde]

pro choice

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Not my circus but I've grown quite fond of its monkeys

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

Stop eating cakes with the fakes and come eat a bundt with a cundt

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

reverse cowgirl is not a fair trade because why do you get a view of my back arching and ass jiggling and all i’m seeing is your toes throwing gang signs 😫😭

[🦄 -¢ɦɨʍɨ² @kitanawilde]

Gods I want Tissaia to step on me

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

that your “true colours” show in moments of anger

[smol silly cat @Catsillyness]

Waking up for school or work be like:

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[Brian Graham 🦬 @iroasmas]

you should be able to parry speed bumps if you tap the brake perfectly just before you hit it

[🦄 -¢ɦɨʍɨ² @kitanawilde]

Viva Pinata when?

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i wanna go home to do some arts and crafts

[disco lines @discolines]

hootin is a gateway drug to hollerin

[doxie @doxie_gay]

short people when they go outside:

🦅

🏃🏻‍♀️

[Chris E. Teigen @ChrisETeigen]

Me reaching into his boxers after saying I just needed a cuddle

[🦄 -¢ɦɨʍɨ² @kitanawilde]

@Kespo_ I am Groot.

[and @spero1ucem]

just put the kiss on the forehead bro

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnGeL]

*flirting with someone in their 30s*

so like hows ur back or whatever