Kitchen Confessions

Sensitive young man in the kitchen crying (DM Submissions)

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All I want is a sub 4 to call my own and boy dinner to go home too....is that too much to ask #incel

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I screenshot and later goon to hand pics of women that post here. I am not married. Who wants me?

Banana bread.

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Asked the psychologist if I'm a bad person and they said "technically yes". At least I got a good grade in the autism test.

Fried bananas on white bread toast with cinnamon and sugar.

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A healthy and balanced meal.

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My soulmate was aborted by the Chudemiurge so I will never find a girlfriend. Now I slurp duck embryos to rid duckcels of their soulducks, so that they may experience the depths of my suffering.

balut #filipino

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Just tried to make a foid(my lab partner) laugh. Apparently, making fun of Israel only works when your entire subjective experience revolves around Reddit and 3 discord servers.

Fucking mozzarella cheese stick stuffed crust homemade goy-za.

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Got a huge rash on my dick and told the doctor I was sexually active, he said "son you need to be honest when it comes to matters of your health." #incel

Lemon pepper salmon filets with sautéed Brussels sprouts.

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Got verbally abused by a 12 year old girl.

Noodles.

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I beat my shit to a girl using the reflection of her face in her dogs eye on instagram. Im allergic to tomatoes so I made this punishment meal.

#Tomatanater

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@Maxxxxxpayne0_x It’s not it’s just hard to swallow. People can cope and bring up whatever it doesn’t change the fact that it’s generally true and you will simply live a harder life

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fakecel foid from twitter rejected me. fuck my mighty micro manlet chud life.

banana and macaroni.

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Tried to take a cold shower and fainted. My flatmates had to drag me out and they saw my small cold dick. #shrink

Protein farting brownie.

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Scat brownies were a scam.

chocolate ice cream.

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i drove the only person who understood me to death six years ago, i dont think i was ever human to begin with.

charcuterie board.

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Milk milk milk i love milk im a milkcel milk i want milk i love milk milk milk milk

1l of raw 2 day room temp fermented milk and exactly 100 blueberries

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Genuinely fuck the lot of you.

\noodles.

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My roommate has a girl over almost every night while I sit behind my desk playing tarkov.

Bullshit with broccoli.

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i jerked off in the @subway bathroom to #bluearchive hentai.

subway.

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Saw a girl at the library who took her shoes off while reading and I got hard. #feet #footfetish

Cup chicken noodles and leftover chips.

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My Sicilian grandfather would eat a tablespoon of olive oil daily. He lived to be 95.

I started doing the same. I shit all over this girls toilet on the 2nd date.

banana