LordKitchener

Be yourself without explanation.

[Chris Hatch @Dirtdog]

Attention Young Men:

I am surrounded by 20 year old girls in my life that are smart, capable, hard working and cute. Nobody is dating them. Not sure what the deal is, but I don’t get it.

Step 1: Stop playing video games

Step 2: Head to great clips and get that lettuce cleaned up

Step 3: Hit a shower (when dating hygiene is critical)

Step 4: Go clean your car

Step 5: Sign up for a yoga class

Step 6: Go to the yoga class

Step 7: Ask a cute for her phone number at yoga class (yes you can meet girls IRL and not just on the apps - 10/10 the Dirt Dog highly recommends)

Step 8: Follow up within 2 days with a phone call and ask them out for this coming weekend Friday or Saturday night.

Step 9: IMPORTANT - come up with a good game plane for date night. Get a dinner reservation, get an activity planned. Let them know in advance what you are doing so they can dress appropriately. I know you are gunna roll off the couch and head to date night, but they are not. They are going to stress about what to wear and call at least 6 different people on FaceTime to ask their opinion.

Step 10: I highly recommend you bring flowers to the door step. I’m not covering that you go to the doorstep, because if you don’t do that you have no hope here. Women want men to date them. You don’t need to break the bank on flowers. Head to Trader Joe’s. Grab 2 different kinds of flowers. If you don’t know what matches find the closest looking lady to your mom at TJ’s and ask her. Wrap the 2 flowers into 1 bouquet with paper. Bonus Points you can cut open a TJ bag and use that as the paper.

Step 11: Be a gentleman on the date. She isn’t there to hear your life story. Ask her about her. For every 1 question you answer, ask her 3. Open Doors, pay for the meal, be polite.

Provided you follow most of this guideline you are highly likely to get yourself an opportunity for date number 2.

Keep going until you find someone that you can’t imagine not being around all the time. That’s when you have found a good one for you.

My life is complete with my wife as my companion. I wish you the same fortune in life. Happy Hunting.

[LordKitchener @Kitchener_1914]

@Dirtdog @SaltLakeTom Having a soulmate already, I play video games guilt-free and content at 51.

Made online friends in their twenties, and they have no clue how to find someone.

If I suggest they just get in the habit of conversing with women they meet, it is like holding a cross to a vampire.

[LordKitchener @Kitchener_1914]

@GarbageHuman24 Are we sure it wasn't a trampolining accident?

[Gavin McInnes @Gavin_McInnes]

You know a country’s immigration policies are out of control when the locals are forced to debate, “Who are we, anymore?”

[LordKitchener @Kitchener_1914]

@markoah The demographic change isn't an organic injection of new blood bringing new resiliance and characteristics which eventually merge in to the English ethnicity.

It's more akin to an antibiotic resistant infection trying to kill it.

[Carl Benjamin 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Sargon_of_Akkad]

Well that's a fine way of clearing things up, Marko, but it raises a number of other questions: why are there so many non-ethnically English people within the English nation, given how we never asked for them to be here and didn't invite them? Are we at liberty to send them home, and if not, why not? What is the price our treacherous politicians should pay for attempting to dissolve the body politic and electing a new one out of non-indigenous people?

[LordKitchener @Kitchener_1914]

@trevandvick 👍

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@LiveAncestral Protein content is misleading.

Digestibility of plant protein is lower than from meat and dairy.

It stinks of trying to upsell plant protein at a price point which isn't warranted.

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@UKLabour Perhaps we could operate it from within the new Chinese embassy.

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@DPD_UKHelps @El_CimmerioTw Scammers.

DPD left this platform. You can find them on Instagram or Facebook.

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@electionmapsuk The entitlement is real 😂

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@RockstarGames Can you fix the persistent posse names not showing up in list.

[American AF 🇺🇸 @iAnonPatriot]

UK police tell citizens to “run away and hide” if someone is trying to attack them with a gún or knife..

FFS.

[LordKitchener @Kitchener_1914]

@RealBlackIrish Early 2000's the boss's neighbour bought and demolished a £1mil+ property next to his overlooking the River Deben.

They built a Swedish style modern eyesore in it's place.

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@ShabanaMahmood We won't miss you.

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@DaveKent101 And no man stepped up to pull them off.

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@ArchRose90 Stop getting hot & bothered about inconsequential acts of ignorance and just dismiss them with the contempt they deserve.

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@Sadie_NC Women.

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@DarrenPlymouth Shocking...