Kitchen language

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Well done cheeky cunt @nonstoptom on winning gold! I think he looks just as happy winning a Kitchen Language tea towel a few years back...

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@katetimmarty Marty...this one’s for you! Happy Birthday Buddy 🍻

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@TripleMRushHour Thanks for having me on air boys! Here’s how you show off my goodies on the socials. #itsaboutbloodytime

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@katetimmarty spotty dress chick is from Suits

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After that German Thirsty trivia guys, check this out! #wtf #thirstycamel @katetimmarty

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So excited for this! Go Fiona...hope you’re crowned Queen, you magnificent funny fucker!! @FionaOLoughlin_ @ImACelebrityAU

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Just treated myself to The Zero Fucks Cookbook @yumichild Can’t wait to try some of the recipes...I’ve got just the apron to help too!

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Throwback Thursday...love that you’re on dishes duty in the jungle Lisa, If only you had these with you! #ImACelebrityAU

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Ha! Fuckers can’t spell...you missed the i guys @ImACelebrityAU #moist #moistnotmost #kitchenlanguage

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Cat isn’t happy! #kitchenlanguage #yearofthedog #ChineseNewYear2018

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@sharron61 Think I’m going to blow this week’s budget by voting for everyone but Kerry 😂

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Evict the fuck out of Kerry then #ImACelebrityAU

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Shut up Kerry 😡 Eliminate the fuck out of her! #ImACelebrityAU

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Gross challenge @ImACelebrityAU did you notice Mundine’s sneaky bushman’s blow?#CelebAnthony #CelebJackie @jackiegilliestv @ladyjuliamorris

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Itchy bum #CelebShannon? @FionaOLoughlin_ @ImACelebrityAU @Ladyjmo #kitchenlanguage #itchybum #ImACelebrityAU

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Need a new tea towel Anthony Mundine? We’ve got just the one for you! #ImACelebrityAU @JackieGilliesTV @Ladyjmo @ImACelebrityAU

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My favourite bit from Air Kisses by Zoe Foster Blake @zotheysay
Moist vs Panties...which one do you hate more? It’s panties for me!#moist

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I think I have just found my new best friend...what a fucking legend! #kitchenlanguage #cleanteam #hegetsit #clean #fuckinglegend

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Fuckity Fuck Friday😩 #kitchenlanguage #fuckityfuck #fuckityfuckfriday #bugger

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Dinner sorted vegetarians 😂 #kitchenlanguage #vegetarian #meats #lostintranslation #dinner #dinnersorted