kitchen sponge

they/them | 20 | tv watcher

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

i cant get super mad at the concept of manspreading anymore it’s comfortable as fuckkkkkkk

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

my account is four years old…wow…

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

i cant stop thinking about prying my patella off with a spoon

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

im fucking losing it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

lets all kill ourselves okay

[libby °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @sydsamira]

Hello I am Chappell Roan’s bodyguard who yelled at that 11 year old girl. My name is Dr. Michael “Robby” Robinavitch and I work at Pittsburgh Trauma Medical Center in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania.

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

IT WASNT EVEN HER SECURITY GUARD LMFAOOOOOO

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

you couldnt pay me to gaf about chappell roans security guard being mean

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

#KILLMICHAELROBINAVITCH

[Ella ⚢💋 @donatELLA_00]

Why is the sofia the first guy giving discord adams down

[tootsie scooter @suzietoot]

somebody give myki meeks a gun

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

literally why is buying new underwear so fun the world is tempting me so aggressively

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

pink currently has the cutest valentines day set and i want it so so so badly but i am forcing myself to be responsible ugh

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

no one ever talks about how constipated you get on your period IM IN HELL

[Burner is #TEAMDARLENE @Burner234567]

Darlene Mitchell it seems I’ve grown quite fond of you tho there are no sexual urges or desires you come to me as a long lost friend whom I once picked apples with in papa’s orchard

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

@SP00000NK3R do it they’re so fun

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

@SP00000NK3R i think i would want to throw glass bottles at him

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

my randomly assigned roommate takes a day minimum to respond to texts i feel like we’re communicating through carrier pigeon this is so frustrating i have to draw a bookshelf

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

it was fun i liked it

[kitchen sponge @kitchensponge3]

seated for fantastic four