Joni Rae

artist. patreon creator. crafty witch.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

It's been a week since my whole life broke apart.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@ArtMccuaig What logo?

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

Someone stole my art again. https://t.co/wl0iUs8cug

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@GearLaunch Hello again just wondering when you're going to take my STOLEN ART off of your site.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@GearLaunch why do you allow stolen art work on your site?

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@SerenaCutlerArt @GearLaunch They have stolen my art too. I'm posting repeatedly about this until it is resolved.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@GearLaunch you stole my art. Take it down. This is MY design. I have emailed you. https://t.co/wl0iUs8cug

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@mermaidphotog Thank you All I can do is report it and demand it gets taken down. It's a Friday. No one is there over the weekend. The campaign ends Sunday. So it's going to sit there all weekend selling my art.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

I reported it here there is an email link https://t.co/1vjQijmeQE
I emailed and got an automated response. I bet it gets to stay up all weekend. I am fuming.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

They already sold TWENTY-EIGHT. That's 28 sales I should have had. I am SO UPSET.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

Watching spouse watch tv:"u can really just lay there and not move?"
"What"
"u can just lay still & not have ur hands tapping out a beat or ur feet clapping under the blanket?Or ur toes wiggling&rubbing against each other or ur foot shaking?u can just be still?"
"Um.yes?"
Me: O.O

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

Henry: "Mama, why do u have a coffee mug that says Not Paint Water?"

Me: "Because sometimes I confuse the paint water and the coffee."

Henry: "Ok.but... there is paint water in that cup right now."

Me: "I was painting & needed some water."

Henry: "Mama. YOU HAVE PROBLEMS."

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

Henry: "when this movie is over I'm going sky diving."

Me: "Baby, you cried when you fell down one stair yesterday."

Henry: "That was accidental."

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

I think I'm going to make a sign that says "Hello! Your drug dealer doesn't live here anymore. We bought the house and we are very boring. We don't even do the weeds. We don't have a forwarding address."

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

"You look younger than you are"
Me, awkward at humaning: "well the fat fills out my wrinkles and I've spent a lifetime out of the sun because my dad died of skin cancer."

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

@mermaidphotog I get that! Lochlan's birthday is the 27th!

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

My Shouty Thursday is that I made significantly less on patreon this month and it is my main source of income and the damn holidays are coming. I am stressed.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

All I want for the holidays is for you to join my pay tree on. (But only if you can spare the dollar.)
Because I really can be delightful. (Sometimes.)
And we have a lovely group and you can collect stickers and tiny arts and coloring pages too!
https://t.co/ArzfzChweb

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

Henry (8) just woke up and asked me what year it was. That must have been a deep sleep last night.

[Joni Rae @kitchenwitch]

For context, My mother in law gave me this pretty little basket box made of cloves... what do I do with it? Fill it with my children's teeth.
PS I dropped it on my bed trying to take these pics and tiny teeth spilled all over my hand and that is as creepy a feeling as it sounds