Christian Groom

I prefer life simple.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

The only thing I have ever looked up on #bing is #google. Go home, bing.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@joel_julius thanks man I will check it out

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Whenever I'm in a hurry this is everyone else on the road.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Can't wait to go look at everyone's blurry firework pictures. #freedom

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Parachuted out of a plane alone for the first time today. And landed directly on a fire ant hill. What are the odds? Thanks a lot, sky gods.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@yourfunnyman423 #HighSociety

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@McDonalds your ads on iTunes Radio are horrible. Please make them stop.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@WhatsNewSaes yep...

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

At Medieval Times right now. I'm pretty sure it's fake...

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Today: opened sugar packet for coffee. Dumped it right into the trash instead of coffee while several watched. Monday rears it's ugly head..

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

This picture I took with my phone is my actual retirement plan. Don't try to copy me, there won't be enough to share.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Trying out the new @TacoBell breakfast tomorrow morning. #cantsleep #excited

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

If I ever publish a "bitstrip" on Facebook anyone reading this has the right to find me and smash my computer to pieces.

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

EVERYONE, i Just SAW HUNGRY GAMES EPISODE 2 it HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HUNGER. ALL IN MOVIE APPEAR TO b WELL FED. PROTAGONIST IS EVEN A BAKER

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

Whenever people tell me that they live at the gym I ask "Oh really? How many nights have you slept here?" Turns out they have all been lying

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@JMicah21 I is real man. What kind of a question is this?

[Christian Groom @kitgroom]

@LindaEdmo haha they're the worst. I picked the wrong career for sleeping in.