Kit

Re-re-tweets. The crowd say 'bo'. Etcetera.

[James Harris @JamesHarrisNow]

France 🤝 Jordan Pickford

Keeping out le Pen

[Alan Kelly @akellyucc]

Everyone slags Starmer over the family background in tools but in fairness he can assemble a cabinet quickly

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Little Mermaid: The French for boy is garcon
Crab: You forgot the cedilla accent
Little Mermaid: Where does it go?
Crab: *clears throat to sing the answer*

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Last night neighbour came over with her 2 young kids because her husband was going crazy smashing things,screaming. I cautiously went over to see what was up & he was sitting on floor weeping. Soon I was crying to when he explained what Nike did to the flag on our boys shirts

[Neil Gibbons @neilgibbons]

Only three people have won the World Cup as player and coach. Mario Zagallo who died on Saturday, Franz Beckenbauer who died today and Didier Deschamps who's now shitting himself

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Can’t understand the fuss about Luke Littler’s age when it’s more shocking that Michael Van Gerwen is only 34

[Kit @kitjlewis]

@MarinaPurkiss I’m not like this because I’m in Van Halen; I’m in Van Halen because I’m like this.

[Kit @kitjlewis]

@socialseas Sort of works.

[Pundamentalism @Pundamentalism]

Fair play to Harry Kane for blazing that penalty over the bar in protest against the human rights abuses perpetrated by the Qatari regime. Pure class.

[Rob Merrick @Rob_Merrick]

Liz Truss has spoken today to Ukraine's president about the ongoing crisis

Zelensky promised to provide all the assistance he could

[Mvelase 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈✊🏾🏳️‍⚧️🇿🇦 @MvelaseP]

Camilla at Queen Elizabeth's bedside:

[Kit @kitjlewis]

@nickhirst @rich_kirk Just a few bits & pieces for the trip. *staff help fix table tennis table to the roof rack*

[Michael Fry @BigDirtyFry]

Liam Paynes Oscars interview but it’s Celtic folk

[Kunal 🏏 @kunal_jt]

Will Smith slapping Chris Rock to the sound of Simon Jones to Michael Clarke in 2005.

[Kit @kitjlewis]

@faye_kirkface Following

[Alexandra Haddow @MissAHaddow]

Coronation Chicken was invented to mark a Royal milestone so when is someone gonna make Nonce Beef a thing?

[Andy Ryan @ItsAndyRyan]

Me: I just watched Airplane and need to ask you something
Brother: What is it?
Me: It's a comedy movie from 1980, but that's not important right now

[Kit @kitjlewis]

2022 is the absolute goots.

[Kit @kitjlewis]

Punchy. Those photos near the end though.

[Cassetteboy @Cassetteboy]

Our sweary new video has had half a million views in less than 24 hours (combined across Twitter and YouTube)! Looks like a lot of people aren't in the mood to forgive or forget @BorisJohnson @Conservatives