kät.

my 3 little girls are funnier than I am, so I mostly post what they say.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

Dog barking outside.
L (2): doggy! Nino sleepin! Shoooooosh!!!
Dog stays quiet for a minute and then barks again.
L: *gets up* EXCUSE ME?!
Le slap?

[kät. @kitk2tty]

A⁶: does sesame seed make a.. sushi tree?!

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A⁶: mummy I want to be an adult!
Me: I thought you never wanted to grow up?!
A: aggghhhhjjjgh! I DON'T want to grow up!
...
A: I want to be a child but ACT like an adult!

Me too buddy, me too.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

A⁶: so you're only 30?
Me: yes, but I'm going to be 31 soon.
A: okay, bIg giRl.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

*me not listening to L*
L²: okay, khalas (no more) walk!

[kät. @kitk2tty]

A⁶: ugh mummy you look scary with that make up!
Me: what make up? I just took it all off.

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Me: what are you doing?!
A⁶: I'm bEiNg. A brAvE. QUEEN!

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A⁶: what if ALL her voice is gonna go?!
Me: well.. we'll have some quiet time then.
A: what?! NO, we will go to a doctor and fix her.
NO QUIET TIME FOR YOU!!!

😒

[kät. @kitk2tty]

L²: chicken-lickin da hot!

[kät. @kitk2tty]

L² through her sleep: cock-a-doodo-doo, heh chicken-lickin.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

L²(sleeping): daddy.. daaddyy
Me: aw she misses daddy even when sleeping 😍
L: daddy.. daddy pig.
Me: oh..

[kät. @kitk2tty]

Daddy hugging Linu..
L²: daddyyy move! Da head da big!

[kät. @kitk2tty]

A⁶: mummy why do you have a beard?
Me: BEARD?!
A⁶: I mean it's fur.

😂😳😭

[kät. @kitk2tty]

Me: give me a kiss then you can go!
L (2): ok, wait.. I check something (while she walks away without giving me a kiss)
Me: are you serious?!
L: I'm no sewious!

👁️👄👁️

[kät. @kitk2tty]

A (6): how do u know her?
Me: her mummy's my friend.
A: so u went to school together?
M: yes.
A: how old were u?
M: well about 6 when we started school.
A: but u grew up and she stayed small.
M:?!
A: u're a grown-up now and she's a child.
M: No I went to school with her MUM.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Marriage is saying you're not mad but he says you sound like you're mad & by the end of it all you end up being mad.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

@beetsonbikes And the founder came from... ?

[kät. @kitk2tty]

Me: did you like the food?
A (6): yeah, except when the meat finished 😠

[kät. @kitk2tty]

Love how every industry is like join us there's a huge demand for qualified so and sos, and as soon as you get into it, it changes to: well it's really hard to get foot in the door if you don't have experience before your 1st experience.

[kät. @kitk2tty]

random child outside calling for their mum*

L (2): heeey! (pointing at me) look at this! Mummy ere!