Spaniel Riccardo

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

"at least I gave you butter and not syphilis" 😂 best thing I've heard all day

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official @stuffedclown "the cha cha slide is perfect for riding faces. 'how low can you go' I got my ankles to my ears" 😂

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official Check the stalk bit. If it comes off then it's ripe, if not then it needs to ripen a bit more

[ロビン Lindt Chocolate Beast 🏳️‍🌈 @RobinT_Official]

I'm LATE ⏰⏰⏰ which means it's TIME ⏳🕔🕓 to ENGAGE 💍🔐🔩 the HOMOSEXUAL WALK ⚠️🕺🏻🏳️‍🌈💨⚠️

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official @stuffedclown "I told him he could c*m inside me for his birthday" 🤣🤦

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official @stuffedclown "I don't know what perspective you're looking at!..."
*Looks at hands*
"Oh yeah you're right it is the right side"

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@virginmedia It is still down now! I can't even do any tests on your website as it won't load on my 4G. Seems everything is gone

[ロビン Lindt Chocolate Beast 🏳️‍🌈 @RobinT_Official]

We love when the regulars moan that they aren't getting served while you're literally on the phone to an ambulance for a customer who is literally on the floor having a seizure

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official @stuffedclown "omg I thought that kid was a dog!"

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official @stuffedclown Alex - "something bit me last night"
Me - "Ew what bit you"
Alex - "I don't know, probably a fenian"

[Spaniel Riccardo @kitkat19301]

@RobinT_Official It'll just make you 💩 yourself