Was worried about being late for an event (i'm always late) so got ready super early. Got bored waiting around so decided to start dying my shoes. Needless to say I'm now going to be late.
Been a member and supporter of the SNP for almost 10 years but couldn't bring myself to vote for Joanna Cherry today. And here I was thinking the worst thing about moving to Edinburgh would be paying over ยฃ5 for a pint
#TransRightsAreHumanRights
@likemikedvnn Nick Knowles held the door open for my mum and me when I was in a pushchair in Southampton so I hope he finds the answers he's looking for x
why does everyone know how to say bless you in German? couldn't say it in any other language but as soon as you say gesundheit everybody knows what you mean
person on the phone from the graduate outcomes survey asking me to rate how meaningful my life is out of 10 while I'm standing in the kitchen eating lemon curd out the jar
Women, remember this man's name - Danny Kruger. He doesn't believe women should have an absolute right to bodily autonomy. He would prefer politicians make these decisions for you. He wants it "debated." This is how it started in the States.
my bottom drawer contains my electricals, hairdryer, straighteners, curlers, epilator, vibrator ... my mums staying over at the minute and I just realised I forgot to leave the hairdryer out for her before I left for work