CongoIsBleeding

yoh naii mb

[Sera🧚🏽‍♂️ ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚❀༉‧ @phoenixkcals]

you treat him like he the prize

me? i treat him like he disgusting.

he lyin to me and im lyin to him

FUCK IT guess we both ain’t shit!!!!

[webs☆ @neowebster_]

who even started this bisexual chat ndimbethe?😭

[BODEGA PEPTIDES @bigsnugga]

everybody do crowd work now if u sit too close to the front u gonna get roasted like the nutty professor

[Leonard Mbulle-Nziege @LennyMbulle]

I can bet my inheritance that stuff like this is going on in Cape Town 🫤

[CongoIsBleeding @kitokobebe]

@transleytanked this mediocre ass performance? gotta be ragebait

[CongoIsBleeding @kitokobebe]

@JAPANESEBLACK its gonna grow on you

[KT °❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ @TheGiirlKT]

TikTok my main hoe, Twitter who I really wanna be with, and Instagram that nigga I flirt with from time to time to make sure he not moving on even though ion want him

[blue @artmscal]

Trying to make friends with oomfs by replying to posts

[ًًً @thepnktape]

Can’t be homophobic and a fashion nigga at the same time.

[Martha Ahumuza @MarthaAhumuza]

Being a ring wearing girlie is hilarious because complete strangers will inspect your fingers and tell you how you're blocking your marriage blessings. What even is this logic????

[trap @blattreligion]

U ate a sausage then u came and talked to the boss???

[CongoIsBleeding @kitokobebe]

me asf bc im linking up with my friends for bottomless mimosas and gossip tomorrow

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

me trying to fall asleep the night before something important

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

this being 90% of Twitter

[CongoIsBleeding @kitokobebe]

not even my uni relationships count, we’ll start counting after my degree

[seydi 🍒🐆 @imnotawa]

Do yall consider high school relationships part of your dating history? I feel like it only counts if it trickles over into adult hood

[zay dante @zaydante]

people love saying “I’m not a rapper, I’m an artist” as if being a rapper isn’t the coolest thing in the entire world

[dan 🐝 @niloucitas]

siento q he vivido 30 vidas desde q pasó esto

[rea ☆ IS SEEING TYLA 🐅 @rkivescortis]

when the deluxe album has lady zamar

[♱ vicky @viexla]

if i was on love island i would be clip farming so bad, ill walk off during an argument just for an edit

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

i love the word "interesting" cause it's so chaotically neutral

[CongoIsBleeding @kitokobebe]

yes, bc i have the best music taste, so what?

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

that one mf who says “i love this song” after every song on their own playlist