Murphy's law

fueled by greatness juice,leaves,herbs
My DNA is somewhere in pokot
The price of loving someone very much is never loving again

[nkjv @Uukalama]

na kupiga referee mnatrain saa ngapi

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@_mr_mutinda hyo ni mganga

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@maselya_peter unafeel ndo maana umetweet, time yako itafika level up yourself usithink about beshte yako juu we leveling up haimaanishi atalevel down

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

threesome is two girls and a guy
two guys and one girl is gay sex and a witness

[ㅅ @YESSIRALFA]

I hope I live before I die.

[DAVE💀 @the_real_David5]

this CANNOT be the “anime” yall keep hyping 😭😭😭

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I think we all agree at this point that electing women is not a magic bullet for better leadership. Competency should be number one priority.

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@yningts I remember a stud I used to fuck nikiwa shule she had a whole gf and anavaa ka boyz down to dreads na chains when the gf was away she used to call me akiwa amevaa booty shorts tukimeet sherehe hata hatukua tunaongea . I loved her juu we could abuse drugs and survive on noodles

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

14 kids with 4 different moms. And people don’t want to say he’s an African American.

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@SankeiSaitoti watu walikua wamezoea kuiba hawakua wanasoma nkijoin 2015 F4 walikua wanapewa paper ya the next day iko na hadi stamp ya KNEC

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@georgediano nilikua naambia boiz wangu dem akimeet Bellingham hawezi muomba dooh ukiombwa dooh hauko rated

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women want money from Broke men and want Love from Rich men. Chesaa!!

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@maziwafresh shida ni ungemuuliza kwanza

[Issie 🌸 @iamissie_]

This is crazy😂😂😂😂

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@unattendedjack anything you do to your body why is not necessary the body will overcompensate

[Mutua Angoo 😉 @Mutua_Kenyan]

@shobanes We report successful takeoff and at cruising altitude, ETA Karibu na Asubui 🤌🤌🫴

[schizo @lxstlosty]

This day is the only reason I’m still alive

[Murphy's law @kitongojiduni]

@SPIIRIT_MAN ukapi nikuona nayo utaniona tena labda ka we ni maasai

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

It's not a pandemic. We can get laid without commitment, cook better than most women or just use ubereats, clean our own homes or higher a helper and come back to peace and quiet. What exactly is a wife going to add?