Kit Simpson Browne

Writer of things. Stranger in a strange land. Not an actual ocelot.

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

@CeladonCA Out of stock 🥹

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

Who doesn't love a good ol' fashioned dictionary definition? https://t.co/F3n14tQglu

[Dictionary.com @Dictionarycom]

Quisling: A person who betrays his or her own country by aiding an invading enemy, often serving later in a puppet government. #NothingLikeAGosling #OrADuckling

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[The Onion @TheOnion]

Secretary Of State Fired After Inappropriately Weighing In On International Politics https://t.co/Sj3BW4oSO7

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

James Cameron, on hitting the *sick burn* ward, would presumably try to teach the doctor how to perform a skin graft. https://t.co/bjKadYbAVN

[Tottenham Hotspur @SpursOfficial]

We are delighted to announce we have reached agreement with Ajax for the transfer of Davinson Sanchez subject to medical & work permit.

[Dear White People @DearWhitePeople]

Slavery. Slavery is worse. https://t.co/acptOy8AZS

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

By the way, taking down statues isn't "erasing history," it's respecting our current societal values (read: racism is bad, ya fucking jerks)

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

OK, motherfuckers, I'm officially done being silenced https://t.co/Fv5eBRPN9l

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

Tell me again about how they're not really nazis

[John Legend @johnlegend]

We have nazi sympathizers and white nationalists in the White House. Condemn them too. They should not be receiving taxpayer money.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Thread 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 https://t.co/zZBFlOlS3V

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

There. With. Bells. On. https://t.co/dcHTZ4awom

[Lauren Duca @laurenduca]

This seems fine https://t.co/76ZnLCPWXn

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

Of course, a whimsical space raccoon comedy having flaws isn't exactly the world's biggest problem right now. #StillBeatsRealLife #GotGVol2

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

#GuardiansoftheGalaxyVol2 is just as much fun as you'd expect a @Guardians sequel to be, which solves precisely none of its other problems.

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

Shame that @moonlightmov's win was overshadowed by @LaLaLand's loss. More so that #Denzel was robbed in Best Actor. #OscarsStillPrettyWhite

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

So, it turns out that #Subnormality is just as awesome when in animated form. Nicely played @cracked @peopleWatch_ https://t.co/hTrNZJo6A3

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

@KatharinaBart Hi Katharina - there was actually a link down at the bottom already - but I've thrown an extra one into the text for you!

[Kit Simpson Browne @kitsb1]

Note: @Breznican's guide to whether to take your kids to see #RogueOne is far too moving for a Tuesday morning... https://t.co/ei0wUiIvw6